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Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.
Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?
by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022
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Don’t call me Shirley!

This line is spoken by Dr. Rumack, played by Leslie Nielson, in the film Airplane!
In one of the film's most famous scenes, former pilot Ted Striker (Robert Hays) discovers that both the pilot and co-pilot of Trans American Flight 209 have succumbed to food poisoning. Dr. Rumack asks Striker if he can fly the plane and land it. Striker responds, "Surely you can't be serious," prompting Rumack to say, with a straight face, "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Julia seen Sharlene at the party and thought she was Shirley, so she said “Hi, Shirley! Nice hairdo!”. However, Sharlene didn’t take it that well and slapped Julia in the face “Don’t call me Shirley!” she huffed and left.
by elixrramen July 23, 2020
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Dirty Shirley

When a female fingers a males ass and then wipes the poop covered finger across his upper lip. The female equivalent of a Dirty Sanchez.
Last night I gave my date a Dirty Shirley. Haven’t heard from him, so not sure if he liked it or not.”
by Mittit October 30, 2022
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Shirley rindosh

A girl who is beautiful thick as oatmeal has a big ass and loves one person
Shirley rindosh stop sucking his dick he's Mexican but she keeps going because she is in love with him
by El taco the original June 9, 2019
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Shirley Ann

Cute bitch who I love a lot :)
My girlfriend is Shirley Ann, I love that bitch :D
by 3Dglassesman1 December 31, 2020
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Shirleys Nipple

A mixed drink loosely based on the Shirley’s temple, made by combining equal parts of deep Eddie’s grapefruit and Fresca, topped with lemon juice and served over ice.
Damn dude Ryan gosling isn’t funny until the 5th Shirleys Nipple
by Baussmann August 21, 2022
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Britt Shirley

Britt Shirley: (1)A gay ass motherfucker (2)A homo capable of kissing another dude on the mouth
Oh shit it’s Britt Shirley,

John:Damn he’s kissing a dude on the lips
by MeatSlanger69 November 10, 2021
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