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Turtle shelling

What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.
John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"

Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"

John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."
by 2toedsloth December 18, 2011
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shellnut

When you decide to stick your dick inside the foreskin of another man and jizz freely
"I cant wait to get ready to shellnut my friends tonight
by Nikahsalps March 14, 2018
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Shellin

When an individual is wearing nothing but the outer layers of clothing and nothing underneath. no shirt, no underwear, no socks. just shoes, pants, and a jacket or sweatshirt of some sort.
Mike: dude, arent you hot wearin that jacket and pants?
Dude: nahhh man, im shellin, it feels so good.

Jim: gosh, feels wierd being all dressed up while at the beach.
Jake: everytime i come down here im always shellin it.
by D-man jiggaboo April 23, 2011
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Shelling

To backout of a peer-pressured situation.
He's shelling out of drinking at tonight's party.
by wardell1973 November 25, 2015
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shelly marsh

shelly marsh is a south park character. diecartman is the real shelly marsh and if you disagree you have no father figure no friends and youre a trashy hoe and youre not a boss ass bitch youre a boss ass trashy hoe
my amazing mutuals: hey did you know diecartman is the real shelly marsh

stupid hater: ugh no he isnt go kay why ess

my mutuals: GRR ARF BARK JEKDKDKRKDNZL
by aino/shelly☠️☠️ July 21, 2022
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Shelling

Adam: Were you all shelling last night?
by D1TL October 22, 2016
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shelly

a paedohile
by buvape May 9, 2017
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