Sharpie

When you stand a pee but have to fart and start instead.

I though I had to pee but sharpied instead. Needless to say I did a quick 180 and sat down as fast as I could.

by SpicyMayoSauce February 11, 2022

Sharpie

nuisance.

you fucking sharpie

by FUCLEJ January 10, 2021

Sharpie

A marker that makes you high like Jeff Spicoli when you smell it.

Don’t smell that Sharpie! You’ll get high.

by Aunt Edna April 9, 2020

Super Sharpie

Affectionate term for an extremely sharp knife from Forever Sharp

"Where's Super Sharpie?"
"Only Super Sharpie can cut this!"

by Corpussell March 30, 2007

Pulling A Sharpie

Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.

You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".

Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"

Bro2: "Yer"

Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"

Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"

Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"

Bro2: "Faggot"

Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*

Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"

by Fuckface69 August 23, 2012

Sharpie

From the word “sharp,” an adjective meaning stylish or well-dressed. Can also be used as a noun referring to a hot, very attractive person with an element of class.

“Her new Timbys are sharpie as hell!” or “He thinks his prom fit was sharpie but we know it came from a Burlington clearance rack.”

“Did you see his new GF? What a sharpie!”

by Lil’libertine July 11, 2025

sharpie

something that callum markie eats on a regular basis now he is a london tory

person one: cam have you seen where the sharpies have gone?
person two: last time i saw them callum markie was eating them

by louiselovesrt September 23, 2019