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Shard Skank

Sells a maybe for dope, instead of actually fucking or doing anything at all physically, they just flirt around giving the idea of the possibility.
Omg! She is such a shard skank!
by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 19, 2018
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Shard Salada

Eating someone's ass out who has just sharded (fart that went wrong)
She gave me a shard salada and I liked it
by Rod77777 April 25, 2022
mugGet the Shard Saladamug.

shard

The action of shitting while farting.
by Big Sharder March 18, 2020
mugGet the shardmug.

Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.
I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law
by Chemist95 November 23, 2024
mugGet the Shard's Lawmug.

sharded

very shard, like sharded dick fard. when shard and gash cum out but shard. when think fard but shid. icky brown stuf that cum frum dick. and when shard in undie wundies.
"i farded!!!! oops no i sharded"
by elliotiguess February 10, 2022
mugGet the shardedmug.

aqua shard

Accidentally or intentionally shitting yourself just a little bit during water based activities.
I was paddling out for a gnarly set and I aqua sharded myself
by SoCalbro January 12, 2024
mugGet the aqua shardmug.

Shard

“Yo that girl is badddd”
“Lemme see the shard, damn she’s hot as fuck
by whatsnextokok July 25, 2022
mugGet the Shardmug.

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