shard

(Homograph) The opposite, and a more family-friendly version of the s-word.

Person 1: Let's go to Washington D.C., shall we?
Person 2: Oh come on, I need to take a shard.

by ManuelToTheGroundLevel October 24, 2022

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Shard

When u try to fard but shid come out.

Y there shid in my pant I must’ve shard

by Cocksucking dickraper October 26, 2018

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bum shard

To insert a shard of crystal meth in one's anus

Dude, Im totally down for a bum shard tonite!

by Tung punch July 30, 2015

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Shard card

To purchase items of greater value with cheap amounts of meth. It came be said to be better than cash when bardering or serving tweekers and junkies that have items and are desprete for shards.

I got a brand new pair of Jordans with my shard card and it only cost me 29 dollars

by LOUI-V October 21, 2018

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blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

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(Shard) - (iction) - (ary)

Shard-iction-ary ; a(n) addict, which has stories of their party/drug life. Create thier own dictionary, out of words they put together, define your memorable words with your own life events (definition)

(Shar) - (Dictionary)
(Shar) - (Dic) - (Tion)
(Shar) - (Dict)
(Shar) - (D) - (ict) (*ion)
Being Addicted to shards ***Shardicted****

Was only 16 when the girl became *Shard-icted.

(Shard) - (iction) - (ary)

Shard-iction-ary ; a(n) addict, which has stories of their party/drug life. Create thier own dictionary, out of words they put together, define your memorable words with your own life events (definition)

by Shard-N-A-Tor April 29, 2022

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