whack of shame

When you masturbate in the shower after a hot date that ended without you getting sex/handjob/blowjob....

When on a date, you start making out, get naked , but you couldn't get her to have sex or even give you a handjob!
She leaves you horny as hell! You have no choice but to do the "whack of shame" in the shower.

by MG&MR January 22, 2016

shades of grey

shades of gray
when something is sketchy, superficial, or vague. the phrase can be used in many contexts. and yes, it was a phrase before that stupid movie came out.

"I'm not feeling this deal, this guy is way too many shades of grey"

"The mystery and shades of grey that surround the case make it hard to pinpoint the suspect"

by pulse.101 February 26, 2015

the shame

The Shame is a hard animal to classify. While many of its features resembly roughly those of a human, its intelligence is approximately that of a dog. For this reason, scientists have decided to classify it as a chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes). The Shame has large callouses on its hands because of its constant use of its calculator. It will attend Miami University assuming the school doesn't discover its debated status. It aspires to one day be its sister.

Dude...Fucking The Shame just used its calculator to figure out 10+2...Fucking The Shame

by A Phimp Son October 11, 2006

a thousand shades of awesome

Something that's awesome

That car is a thousand shades of awesome

by Adriano April 24, 2005

He came out with his shame out.

This phrase was developed from the 'Rock out with your cock out' genre.

It refers to 'The Walk of Shame' which people do early in the morning trying to avoid being seen returning home from a drunken or regretted sex session the previous night.

1- "Look dude there's Steven!"
2- "Haha! This is the reason I stay up all night smoking and drinking coffee - to catch people doing the walk of shame!"
1- "He came out with his shame out."

by Persico January 11, 2009

What A Shame

Used when someone's Dad dies in front of you, your fault or other wise. Best served with a dead-pan voice while wearing sunglasses, a black leather trench coat, and body armor.

Sandra : Oh my God! Daddy..
JC : What a shame..(lip smack) Such a rotten way to die.

by Notned CJ December 11, 2019

That's a shame

Used to express superficial and sarcastic sympathy for somebody's misfortune when said in a very nonchalant tone. Made famous by Jerry Seinfeld.

Friend: "I really want that suit but I can't afford it"

You: "That's a shame"

by Earl Barrett July 7, 2009