Most shallow 

An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.

Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.

He's going to the bottom of the most shallow well, the most shallow bag of tricks you ever saw was where he got that from.

Most shallow by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Most shallow 

Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.

Hal sucks hardcore at writing poetry because he's the most shallow dude I ever met.

Most shallow by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Suck Suck Swallow

(n.) A game played by a male and female in which the female performs fellatio on the male, the male ejaculates in the female’s mouth and she swallows his ejaculate. If played correctly, there are no losers.

*It can be played by two males, but that’s just gay.*

Her mouth felt amazing on my dick when we played Suck Suck Swallow last night!

Suck Suck Swallow by Mickey12x8 January 28, 2021

Rusty Shallot 

A sphincter that has suffered immeasurable trauma to the point where it refuses to allow any more through traffic.

Bucky was on the turps and vindaloo all week and he's developed a rusty shallot. He needs major medical attention.

Rusty Shallot by The Rat Race May 28, 2018

hard pill to swallow 

something that is so hard to accept.

That my own son could have done something so horrible is a hard pill to swallow.
Usage notesedit

hard pill to swallow by kinginamo October 6, 2016

dry swallow 

The act of swallowing one or more pills without the aid of liquid.

He found the aspirin and dry swallowed two of them.

dry swallow by Thomas Harman April 17, 2008

salloween 

adj/noun – a pitifully weak attempt at celebrating Halloween

I thought their Halloween decorations were wimpier than my dentist’s: a couple of paper jack-o’-lanterns and black cats, with some cobwebs stingily strewn about – never seen such a salloween.

salloween by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 29, 2011