semisexualist

The semisexualists are a group of males who have refused to become fully sexual. Not to be confused with celebates or assexuals, the semisexualists do have sex but in limited forms. For example, the semisexualists may commit to sniffing a buttock but will not lick one. Likewise a semisexualist will expose one portion of the scrotum only.

As a semisexualist he refused to say the word "screw."

by Semisexualists July 16, 2011

shmishschmillion

It is the highest unit in counting. It precedes trillion. It comes from the pre-newtonian era and is embedded within the DNA of every homo-sapian.

"now that I'm a shmishschmillionaire i can own the moon"

by koboni January 11, 2012

smishy smashy

When a man gets in a girl side ways and jizzle jazzles In her

"Ah i did Smishy smashya girl last night" meaning he came in her sideways

by Cumyconor February 10, 2018

Selisha

A beautiful and kind woman who is derpy very often. She is a good girl with a dirty mind. She really cares a lot about her friends. However, her big tits and ass make up for this.

Boy 1: Ahh hows your girlfriend Selisha?

Boy 2: Well, she missed her mouth drinking again today

Boy 1: Oh well. She's got some nice tits though so it could be worse!

by Admin1000 November 2, 2018

Smish

To organise a nosh and booze fest

. "Franny Smished a cheese n wine event"

by Snowchimp December 11, 2018

Shmished

When something has been shmooshed its also been shmished.

You shmished my bread! Now I can't make a sandwich.

by Anika Friedman January 29, 2019

Smish

A better version of smash or smush. Generally the compression of soft objects.

This bra smishes my boobs.

by Fairly Local Clique April 30, 2019