Sebastian

A person that only talks about his pollen allergies every summer he get's the chance.

"Hey, whos that guy?"
"The guy over there feeling sorry for himself?"
"Yeah"
"Oh, that guys is Sebastian. He always does that everysummer"

by vaizard3 June 17, 2021

johann sebastian

a form of rhyming slang in which "johann sebastian" means "back". it is named after the cool ass German composer

johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach

bach ---> back

"Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss right quick. I'll be Johann Sebastian"

by munkiedoo October 7, 2009

Sevastase

Internet celebrity known as The Romanian Stallion.
Well known on the internet boards of GetBig.com where he rules with his homie Swede!

Sevastase is notoriously known for having intercourse with 148 women and counting. Many posers on GetBig, whom Sevastase calls "punk ass bitches", question the extent of Sev's sexual endeavours, but they have no proof yet for their criticisms.

As of late, Sevastase has been making YouTube videos, highly popular in the GetBig community.

Sevastase: I fucked your wife

Donkey Kong: Sociopath

Sev: Get a life loser.

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Sev: Look at the pictures of these 5 girls I fucked tonight

All of GetBig: Nice work bro.

by Fitness Frenzy July 3, 2009

sebastian

sexy motherf**ker

i went out with SUCH a sebastian last night

by papiiii August 23, 2015

sebasaur

the coolest looking dinosaur.

and as the amazing sebasaur passed, they were all in awe. and scared of being eaten.

by sofie May 17, 2004

Linus Sebastian

This dude wears Sandals with socks.
If that doesn't prove he's insane, I don't know what will.

Stranger: Who's Linus Sebastian?
Me: To many, a psychopath.

by Space-Shuttle-to-the-moon July 28, 2019

Sebastian

Makes a lot of jokes. Kindhearted spirit and heart. His smile makes others calm and happy.

Ur such a Sebastian

by puppylover27 July 31, 2016