scooning it

1. to strategically retreat from a situation when it backfires.

Pete: hey bro let's go holdup the 7/11
you: yeah bro
Pete robs the 7/11 and hears police sirens
Pete: bro we should start scooning it aye
You: yeah mate, time to bounce

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

scoonin

an early morning jaunt to the pub.

ah wis awa scoonin is mornin'

by i.am.jonesy September 26, 2007

Scroogin'

Detesting Christmas, and all its related cheer.

Hey man, what are you up to for Christmas?

Scroogin'... alone.

Wow. what an asshole.

by scroogemcduck December 28, 2011

Schooting

A school shooting- A "short hand version" of the two words, condensed into one word since school shooting are becoming all too common in the USA.

There has been another schooting.

by JayyTheOrc May 6, 2018

scooping

When a chick secretly takes the cum from a used condom and smears it in her pussy to try and have an unsuspecting guy's baby. (The condom could have been used on her or on some other girl.)

No way that skank could be pregnant. Hell, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick. She must have been scooping the baby batter from her room mate's trash.

by Spewart May 6, 2006

Schooling

when you are doing school work non stop because teachers think you have no life...

"hey, where the hell have you been!?"
"i've been schooling and working"

by mtodapaws March 11, 2008

scrooging it

Living beyond cheaply. Hoarding money to obscene extents. The art of being a penny-pinching coupon-clipping treasure-hoarding frugality nazi.

"I just quit my shitty job, so I'm scrooging it until I find something that sucks less."

by Rafn May 3, 2005