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Scorched Connelly

An alcohol beverage enjoyed in Northern Canada that consists of 1 oz. of Scotch, 12 oz. of Molson Canadian (or the like), bitters and lime. Order is important. The “serpent,” which is a term given by Scotch connoisseurs to the alcohol fumes locked in Scotch, should be released by a drop or two of distilled water before beer is added. This cocktail is served primarily to complement the live viewing of any number of recreation-level ice sports, such as hockey, curling or figure skating.

The drink’s name combines a colloquial curling expression given to a type shot delivered with excessive force and no outwardly discernable strategy other than to “let the chips fall where they may,” as well as a popular name of Scottish heritage.

A variant that uses rye and ice shavings instead of Scotch and water is referred to as a Zamboni Man.
"We were up by two in the ninth end when Andy put his brain in neutral and sent a scorcher into the house that left the other team lying two with a shot to the button for the win. He apologized and promised to buy Scorched Connellys all night long. We’re good."
by BelieveAnything January 20, 2014
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Scotch Mint

When an elderly woman chews on scotch mints while giving you a blowjob.
Ryan threw down two dollars on Yvette's desk and says, "Can I get a scotch mint please?"
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Scrotching

Did you see Varun scrotching the other day? Gross!
by bigbang666 April 27, 2019
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war scootch

by mika.chan January 25, 2008
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jump scotch

The act of sticking the two ends of a jump rope into two different people's anuses and proceeding to play jump rope while they throw their asses in a circle.
Last night we got bored so we decided to go jump scotch in the parking lot
by Lightweight4545 May 21, 2016
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Scrat-Scorch

A term used in ‘Southpoint State’ where someone would dies to flaming molotov, this was originally taken from an event where a mutant named ‘Scrat’ gets hit by a flaming molotov and fucking dies.
Random Mutant on Fire: OH GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING DIE
Some other Mutant: I swear to god this better not be another fucking Scrat-Scorch…
by Jesse Lester March 10, 2022
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Scotch Omelette

Where you get yourself a glass of scotch, and masturbate while drinking it. If you blow before you finish, you have to pop the wad into the glass and slam the rest of it back. The jizz sitting at the top of the glass forms what is to be known as the Scotch Omelette.
Dave: I ran out of time and had to have a scotch omelette last night
Tim: A-ha!
by Raging Erections March 23, 2009
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