scoof

A fat middle-aged man in sloppy clothes who doesn't do any sport but prefers to sit on his sofa playing videogames or watching TV. A scoof usually works at factory or in the office, has interests in simulator games or fishing, likes to grumble at younger people.

What a beer belly! I bet this scoof hasn't seen his dick in years!

by Boltotron September 17, 2024

scloosh

violently orgasming to midget porn while shitting on the toilet after edging for 30 minutes straight.

Dude 1:"what did you do last night?
Dude 2:"bro I had the worlds best scloosh session ever last night"
Dude1:"what video did you watch I'm gonna scloosh when I get home later!"

by BulgarianSnowDragonJizz February 3, 2024

Scroof

Skinner. Rat. Goof. The ultimate jail diss.

Buddies a scroof

by Gessicabropa December 20, 2024

Scoofender

Noun. A fictional invention of anything you can imagine something to be

Man I need to scoofender this idea so fast to be a famous inventor.

Man I came up with a scoofender of an idea

by 571T April 8, 2025

siloofy

silly and goofy at the same time

i am so siloofy !! :3

by nr1turinglovefan August 8, 2025

Vagina Sploof

When someone blows a raspberry on a vagina and the vagina talks back with a little quiff quiff.

Yo, I totally got my girl to vagina sploof last night.

by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024