scotch

An archaic word occasionally mis-used to describe people, places and things from Scotland. This use of 'Scotch' is actively disliked by people from Scotland itself. Scottish or Scots should be used instead, with the exception of a few ingrained words or phrases, most notably in the case of certain food and drink items.

Acceptable: Scotch Broth, Scotch Beef, Scotch (Whisky.)

Not Acceptable: "Hey dude, are you Scotch!? We visited an awesome Scotch castle when we were on vacation!"

by Struan January 1, 2006

sketch files

A term used frequently to refer to the television show, the X-Files. The Sketch comes from sketchy.

Dude, the sketch files are on tonight, are you ready to get sketched out.

by FURG March 11, 2005

sketch bounce

leaving a party/ bar/ club where your attendance was appreciated yet your absence will go unnoticed for at least one half hour. In order to perform this maneuver properly one mustn't say goodbye to anyone and exit while no one is looking. Also known as "sketching out".

He must've sketch bounced, again.

by Loganswifey October 26, 2010

Sophia Character Sketch Paradox

In an academic situation: When a friend points out a suggestion for your writing, but being the arrogant person you are, refuse to accept their suggestion, resulting in deducted marks. Afterwards, they will proceed to get mad for the suggestion they were oblivious to and continually vent about it.

Friend 1: Hey, how did you do on the English essay?
Sophia: I lost two marks for not using the word reserved instead of cautious!
Friend 1: But we told you to use that and you didn't listen!
Friend 2: Well, that's the Sophia Character Sketch Paradox in action!

by Geoffrey Lee October 26, 2020

egyptian etch-a-sketch

This is the act of twisting your partners nipples 3 complete 360 degree turns and then shaking theyre titties forcefully.

My nurples are so purple because last night Dan gave me the egyptian etch-a-sketch

by bLiTcH January 5, 2008

Michael Scotch

A drink invented by Michael Scott of the television series, "The Office" (the NBC version). It is made of Splenda and scotch. Named by a few of us in British Columbia, Canada.

"Tastes like splenda, gets ya drunk like scotch" - Michael Scott on "The Michael Scotch".

by Initials LCM March 28, 2009

scotch plains

beast. a town located in union county, new jersey. pretty bad ass. awesome pizza, awesome kids, awesome sports, like the soccer team and the basketball team. has nice schools, such as scotch plains fanwood high school (ftw), where kids get good grades, but has some pretty good parties. pretty diverse, italians mostly, blacks, whites, etc. a little bit of everything. lots of shit to do. a hell of a lot better than westfield.

guy 1: where you from?
guy 2: westfield, i love westfield it is the best.
guy 1: shut up. scotch plains goes hard.

by jas-the baddest April 15, 2010