fap sauce

The product which is made from the art of fapping.

Ray got fap sauce on his pants, accidentally, while looking at your mom.

by zonglockdong June 9, 2008

Sarsehole

a person who is a sassy arsehole.

Person 1: Josh is such a prick sometimes.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Sarsehole.

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Laundry Sauce

Southern term for Laundry Detergent

I was going to do some laundry, but we are out of laundry sauce

by KyleTheGod29 January 11, 2017

Mickey S. Samsel

A person who enjoys being with a man’s man. Telling people he owes money to that they are burnt. He hates woman but loves the seaman. He has a penis but only smaller. Loves giving it in the butt but prefers it in his own ass. He is a professional felcher. You ever want to go docking he is the man to call. He’s the Boy Scout who got extra badges not in the hand book.

My friends uncle told me he had a Mickey S. Samsel last night. Had to take a time out.

by Elusive cheese November 27, 2021

cootchie sauce

The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!

Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"

Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"

by Misty Dawn June 30, 2008

Too much sauce

The act of being too fly.

She's slaying all the girls at the club. She's got too much sauce.

by SauceQueen123 November 15, 2016

Sauce Butthole

When you finish taking a liquid poo and realize there's no toilet paper.

McKrizzle: "Will you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I just pee-pooped."

LadyL: "We're out."

McKrizzle: "You better find some or I'll rub my sauce butthole on you."

by LaLa Girlfie March 19, 2011