Satan

1.The Angel Who created free will/He OFFRED the apple to Adam and eve and was sent to rule hell because of their Stupidity.
2.A symbol of free will and all thaat shit to satanists
3.The churches Besttt budddyyy
4.Who everyone at school thinks i am or thinks i worship
5.Who the fuck created rap.Die.

Priest-"SATAN MADE ME MOLEST THAT CHILD!!!!!"
Church person from million years ago-"Hey lets make some fake entity up to scare people into paying us money for the service of telling us lies!It'll also let us murder all non-christians!YAY!"
Person From my school-"Do You Worship satan?"
Me-"FUCK YOU GO AWAY!!!!!!"

by EatWAFFLES April 29, 2005

Satan

Hebrew for adversary. Used to mean any enemy of the Will of God. Often misunderstood to literally mean a guy who rules a pit in the earth and has horns and stuff.

Is there really a Satan?

by Pat-rot January 26, 2004

Satan

Opposer or opposition

Satanists do not worship Lucifer, they merely oppose everything.

by Gorazd February 8, 2010

Satan

Donald Trump=The literal definition of Satan

"Hey, did you hear Satan is the new president?"

by Taylor_H January 20, 2017

a satan

A person who is not satan but has the same qualifications as him/her. This person is usually a bitch.

"Yo that bitch is a satan"

by Famous June 4, 2014

Satan

The worlds hero who lets you masterbate

Human: Did you satan was the fisrt to demand equal rights?
Ailen: Omg really?

by Takimin July 31, 2019

Satan

Me

I am literally Satan, I’m not a Satanist I am Satan. Literally.

by Satan (I am literally Satan) June 2, 2019