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Splinge!

Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works.
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.

'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!
"Ello mate"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"
by ed2chef April 29, 2009
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Sapping

To keep smoking someone else's weed even after you're clearly high. (Usually used for cannabis oil cartridges)
Stoner A: Bitch stop sapping all my wax
Stoner B: My bad fam, I just want one more hit
by Twinkle my dingle February 27, 2018
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garage sailing

To sail in your garage.
by Scooter August 25, 2003
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spling

Science bling. Chromed out sweet pieces of science that can be worn on a string or chain.
"Dude check out this tight piece of spling"
by MMnM March 4, 2008
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Sapping

Combining Napping and Sleeping
Dude I just Got finished Sapping.
by xxNInjawolfxx December 19, 2010
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Sapping

To make noises with your mouth while eating food, mostly caused by eating with your mouth open.
I couldn't even think at dinner over Ethan's constant sapping
by Harambe Lives On December 25, 2017
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splinge

Originally a nonsense word, courteousy of 'The Goon Show'
Now, an adjective for a sexy person
1. He/she is a Splinge
2. 'Look - Splinge!'
3. To a partner 'My beautiful Splinge'
by Fenella May 11, 2004
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