Splinge!

Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works.
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.

'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!

"Ello mate"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"

by ed2chef April 29, 2009

Sapping

To keep smoking someone else's weed even after you're clearly high. (Usually used for cannabis oil cartridges)

Stoner A: Bitch stop sapping all my wax
Stoner B: My bad fam, I just want one more hit

by Twinkle my dingle February 27, 2018

garage sailing

To sail in your garage.

Holy shit Bill! Look at the garage!

by Scooter August 25, 2003

spling

Science bling. Chromed out sweet pieces of science that can be worn on a string or chain.

"Dude check out this tight piece of spling"

by MMnM March 4, 2008

Sapping

Combining Napping and Sleeping

Dude I just Got finished Sapping.

by xxNInjawolfxx December 19, 2010

Sapping

To make noises with your mouth while eating food, mostly caused by eating with your mouth open.

I couldn't even think at dinner over Ethan's constant sapping

by Harambe Lives On December 25, 2017

splinge

Originally a nonsense word, courteousy of 'The Goon Show'
Now, an adjective for a sexy person

1. He/she is a Splinge
2. 'Look - Splinge!'
3. To a partner 'My beautiful Splinge'

by Fenella May 11, 2004