salad shaker

when he sticks his tongue inside your vagina and shakes it widly

"You're the best salad shaker in town!"

by Eth@n1012 February 27, 2018

Sadiddy

Uptight in an utterly conceited sort of way.
Someone who 'acts' as if they are completely superior towards/around another person.
Someone who's of the perception that they are 'better' (physically and mentally) than another.

"Me and Jen went to Saks the other day, she's a completely different person over there, actin all sadiddy"
"Yo, if you wanna roll and chill tonight we can do it, but don't try to be actin' all sadiddy around my homies"
"I am not goin' to the club with HIM","Stop bein sadiddy and lez' go."

by Neoprimal November 4, 2005

The Perfect Salad

Mixed greens, vegetables, and other things.... HOYAAAA

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"

by Megalog December 10, 2016

Cobb salad

After you have anal sex with your partner and you find a piece of undigested corn lodged in your penis. This is known as a Cobb salad. For corn kernel removal see reverse corn Cobb.

My friend and his girlfriend had corn for dinner. Later that night they had anal sex. The next morning, my friend discovered he got a Cobb salad. He was unable to urinate because he had an undigested corn kernel stuck up his penis. MY friend is really Me.

by hello19572000 March 14, 2011

Salad Sandwich

Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin

Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich

by Crazysteve July 28, 2016

the salad glove

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups

(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all

(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™

(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

well said dickhead

The correct response and third cheeky come-back to classic Australianism cheers big ears, same goes big nose banter.

You - "Cheers big ears"

Them - "Same goes big nose"

You - "Well said dickhead"

by Cainos March 28, 2015