Swimming with Michael Phelps

Another way of saying dropping the kids off at the pool (aka taking a dump)

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, dude. I was busy Swimming with Michael Phelps.

by AlabamaPooper October 30, 2008

Swimming In A Pit

Used is a noun and verb. This is a move performed at an alternative concert varying from hardcore to even pop punk. To make the "swimming in a pit move" you get on the ground in a mosh or regular pit at a concert and pretend to swim (stationary) by waving your arms and kicking your legs. This move is more for laughs than breakdowns.

Girl: "Dude, did you see that guy get on the ground and swim in the mosh pit?"

Guy: "You mean, swimming in a pit. Yeah that is the future hardcore dancing."

by the five second temper tantrum April 1, 2009

Swimming in Sea Weed

in deep trouble.

When the cops showed up, we knew we were swimming in sea weed.

by rm105scott February 5, 2010

swimming armadillo

a nasty hoe who cant swim very well.

shay is a swimming armadillo she wont be at the pool party

by ronald19 August 21, 2016

swimming with the fishs

Mean one who is dead and body is dumped in a body of water with fish

Jimmy: " Tony where's Carl?"
Tony: "Carl is swimming with the fishs."

by Swimming with the fishs February 3, 2017

swimming the moat

She's fuckin wet

She was swimming the moat so she's fucking wet

by Denominator1007 April 28, 2017

Swimming the creek

Rather than making an actual connection with your crushconnecting the bridge this is the act of stalking their social media to see if they are single or not.

You creep just quit swimming the creek.

by Andreas Tortellini May 25, 2018