swamp pudding

Swamp pudding is a mixture of feces and cum.

Busta, she had some nasty swamp pudding.

by BustaJ December 4, 2013

Swamp Hands

when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.

When Garrett fingered the girl at the dance, he had swamp hands.

by Swamp Stetter August 30, 2016

Swamp Dust

The flakes of skin that line your underwear after a long day of scratching your sweaty ballbag.

I was loading the washing machine this morning and sneezed from all the swamp dust flying off my dirty boxers.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin August 29, 2019

Swamp Pool

A swimming pool that has a mixture of vomit in it. This usually results from someone cannonballing into a pool which has floaties already covered in vomit. The act of the cannonball mixes said vomit to thicken the texture of the pool water to a more of a thick, swamp quality.

Oh look, Gary is about to make a swamp pool by cannonballing off of the high dive into the pool which has a bunch of floaties with vomit covered on them. Swamp pool!

*Audience cheers: SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL!

by JamesKPolky April 7, 2020

magic swamp

To jump forward while appearing flat on the ground - a technique my friend coined after he accidentally pulled it off while playing Rush'n Attack (NES)

My friend Mark Jason magic swamped some dorks in military uniform.

by j-cleft March 4, 2009

get that swamp

When a woman hasn't cleaned her vagina in excess of 7 days and algae begins to form but yet the man still wants to get that swamp

Brett "yo that bitch hasn't showered in 2 weeks but she hot"

Tom "yeah man gotta get that swamp"!

by Cuntcar April 15, 2016

swamp crotch

The moistness that builds between your legs during long periods of sitting in a overly warm environment.

The drive to Vegas with no air conditioning was so long that I arrived with a bad case of swamp crotch.

by patri100ia August 7, 2016