Swamp Hands

when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.

When Garrett fingered the girl at the dance, he had swamp hands.

by Swamp Stetter August 30, 2016

Swamp Dust

The flakes of skin that line your underwear after a long day of scratching your sweaty ballbag.

I was loading the washing machine this morning and sneezed from all the swamp dust flying off my dirty boxers.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin August 29, 2019

get that swamp

When a woman hasn't cleaned her vagina in excess of 7 days and algae begins to form but yet the man still wants to get that swamp

Brett "yo that bitch hasn't showered in 2 weeks but she hot"

Tom "yeah man gotta get that swamp"!

by Cuntcar April 15, 2016

Swamp Pool

A swimming pool that has a mixture of vomit in it. This usually results from someone cannonballing into a pool which has floaties already covered in vomit. The act of the cannonball mixes said vomit to thicken the texture of the pool water to a more of a thick, swamp quality.

Oh look, Gary is about to make a swamp pool by cannonballing off of the high dive into the pool which has a bunch of floaties with vomit covered on them. Swamp pool!

*Audience cheers: SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL!

by JamesKPolky April 7, 2020

Swamp Weed

redneck/southern term for the smell of dirty Bong Water

Oh lawd that boy smells like straight swamp weed!

Damn, you need to change the water in this pipe, it smells like swamp weed.

Somebody knocked the bong over and now it smells like swamp weed in here.

by shorty419 March 8, 2011

swamp crotch

The moistness that builds between your legs during long periods of sitting in a overly warm environment.

The drive to Vegas with no air conditioning was so long that I arrived with a bad case of swamp crotch.

by patri100ia August 7, 2016

swamp thing

(n). 1. When a male gets physically aroused while suffering from swamp ass, his member is known as "swamp thing."
2. The event of being sexually aroused while suffering from swamp ass.

I was riding my bike when this ultra fine girl walked across the street and gave me "swamp thing."

by Rylock May 5, 2008