A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!
Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!
by 3$K August 5, 2017
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A shit stain from swamp ass.
When you are are suffering from severe swamp ass and engage in an impromptu sex session before your can shower. During sex, you leave a greasy, sweaty shit stain from your nasty, rank ass on the bed sheets, couch, chair, floor or other surface.
Swamp Muck is the dirty cousin of the infamous skid mark.
When you are are suffering from severe swamp ass and engage in an impromptu sex session before your can shower. During sex, you leave a greasy, sweaty shit stain from your nasty, rank ass on the bed sheets, couch, chair, floor or other surface.
Swamp Muck is the dirty cousin of the infamous skid mark.
Rachel just put on fresh white bed sheets. She jumped my ass right after work and I left a little swamp muck in the bed from my swamp ass.
by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
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by nevaswitch April 4, 2019
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by nevaswitch May 3, 2019
Get the Swamp Mob mug.Swamp Dogging is the act of defecating on another’s chest in public and/or alongside any road or major freeway.
Hey Joe the other day I was driving down the road and I saw this other guy swamp dogging our buddy, whoa what a mess!
Another example would be when the sheriffs department showed up at my house because somebody caught me swamp dodging my buddy on our trip through Indiana.
Another example would be when the sheriffs department showed up at my house because somebody caught me swamp dodging my buddy on our trip through Indiana.
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Swamp her pond is Used to describe when someone does cunnilingus with a female participant
"You totally swamped her pond dude!"
"You totally swamped her pond dude!"
by Spaghetti man - noodle stealer August 25, 2021
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