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Redeem My Stroke

Most likely coined by the youtuber Bigg Jah. When you give a girl some trash dick and you meet up with her again to give her that new and improved good shit you been working on since the last time.
Lamantay: You should have kept this between us two
Tiffany: I'm sorry but I don't know-
Lamantay: -I can do better, give me the opportunity to redeem my stroke
by WonderAayPass December 5, 2019
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Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022
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A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)
John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.
by Gigabased September 24, 2021
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Vinegar stroke

The facial expression during sex that coincides with the last thrust before coming.
Imagine the contorted 'fuck face' being pulled by the male as hes about to come, and compare to the wincing one would experience when sucking a lemon, or tasting vinegar. Hence, the vinegar stroke.
Ah man, I was banging this chick, and I was up to the vinegar stroke when my phone rang. Ruined the moment.
by Jaberoni March 13, 2009
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stroking on the stroke

When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.
Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.
by mong returns January 10, 2012
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Stroke and a Half

Synonomous with "douchebag" type characters. When calling someone a stroke isn't quite enough, you fall back on this one. Just like the shift from douchebag to douchenozzle.
Singular: That kids a stroke and a half.
Plural: The Zet's are strokes and a half.
by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004
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Spronk

(To spronk) To use facts and logic to totally dominate/outwit/outdo a person in an online or public debate, causing them to delete their posts and possibly their profile out of embarrassment.

(A Spronk) A person who both has good knowledge in a range of subjects and excels at debate. The kind of person that has you leaving popcorn-eating memes in the thread the moment a person challenges them. You love them if they champion your cause and hate them if you inadvertently face off against one.

(To get spronked) To stick your toe into a debate and realise very quickly that you are out of your depth when a Spronk disassembles your argument and leaves you with no option but to hurl abuse and then delete your comments when you realise that other people might screenshot that hot mess for later use.
"Holy shit! I saw that debate that went down in the comments section of your post! You absolutely spronked them!"

"Uh oh! Looks like a flat-earther bumped into a Spronk, this is not going to be pretty.

"Um... I think you think you know what you are talking about, but I'm pretty sure that if you take that opinion to someone who actually knows what they're talking about, you are going to get spronked hard!"
by stonksstonks July 6, 2022
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