Stress balling

The grabbing of the male gentals and squeezing them

Mike: hey Jerry how are you and charn?

Jerry: pretty great thanks, we had a night of stress balling

by Chunkykitkat123 May 26, 2018

Stress Bomb

The opposite of love bomb. An unexpected explosion of unwanted and unwarranted Stress. MAKES EVERYTHING Overly dramatic. highly suspect gaslighting. Drama queen likes to Stress everyone out.

I wish that girl could learn to chill and knock it off with all the stress bombs.

by KittyKay22 January 20, 2022

Stress hangover

The overwhelming anxiety left over from a stressful event.

Stop F*@?ing asking me questions or I will have a stress hangover!

by Hxkcd May 25, 2016

Delivery stress

Delivery stress is the sensation of anxiety experienced from the powerlessness associated with waiting at home in anticipation of the delivery of goods, most commonly households appliances, scheduled to arrive at an unfeasibly, imprecise time. Some may also experience associated cabin fever due to the inability to leave one's home for fear of missing the delivery slot. Other associated Behaviour includes irrational calling/complaining; excessive coffee consumption; neighbour pestering; post-its on doors; loitering outside home; inability to accept reality of poor delivery services; denial. For those with online shopping addictions, Delivery Stress can be a complicated and all encompassing condition.

My delivery was scheduled to arrive between 07:00 and 20:00 today. I've had such bad delivery stress all day, I couldn't plan my life or even go out for a latte. And when it arrived, it wasn't the organic fair trade quinoa I had ordered. It was unfair trade!!

by Rboum October 3, 2013

eye stress

The result of a post so poorly written that looking at it for too long can cause your eyes to develop stress hormones and deteriorate your mind, throwing you into despair and hopelessness, horror and, well, stress. The post causing it is AKA wall of text.

I read that wall of text so long it gave me eye stress. I am gunna have grey hair by 26.

by Xxx_Flarp_xxX February 13, 2015

stress muffin

When you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit.

I should be studying for that test but I'm a stress muffin

by stripezandsparklez February 5, 2017

eco stress

Confusion and tension caused from not knowing when something should go in the recycle bin or the compost bin.

Is this plastic fork biodegradable? I'm having major eco stress.

by Bitter American November 13, 2013