Stoner Tuxedo 

Lounge clothes for when you're stoned on the couch watching television. Comfortable enough to spend the entire fucking day in without moving.

Dale: Dude, you've been wearing that same pair of Roots sweatpants and sweater for a week now.

Chip: Relax man, I'm dressed to kill, it's my stoner tuxedo!

Stoner Tuxedo by Lt. Roots Canada January 13, 2010

The Stoner 

Unzipping your pants and pissing to the side while walking with a group of people. so you don't have to stop and people don't have to wait for you.

Brian: I'm gonna pull "The Stoner"
Andrew: Me too
Brian: You piss to the left I will piss to the right

Brian: Hey wait I have to piss
Andrew: No just pull "The Stoner"

The Stoner by Hit and Run DOA September 23, 2009

Stoned stoner

When you suck at rolling a blunt and you block the airflow with a poorly designed filter, as if you put a little rock that blocks the flow

This guys is something else, he did the stoned stoner twice now in one week! Don't let him near the weed!!!

Stoned stoner by Sanron April 12, 2019

Asian infinity stones 

Three guys (sometimes four it kinda shifts) who are Asian and hot and gained clout for it on tiktok. People started calling them the Asian infinity stones and you have to “collect them”

- kazuya
- har

- Nash
(Pls note they’re all minors and be respectful)

Omg you’ll never believe it, all the Asian infinity stones follow me back😱

Asian infinity stones by Will this blow up? May 24, 2022

stoner's thumb 

A thumb with a tough, dry, outer layer of skin due to any outside force, usually a slight breeze, blowing or moving the flame from a lighter onto the thumb, yielding a tempoary burning thumb and often leaving the thumb tough to the touch.

"Fuck, your car's A/C is giving me stoner's thumb, nig."

"I had a tough time lighting my bowl with that damn wind giving me stoner's thumb."

stoner's thumb by Teepo December 13, 2005

stoner food 

1. A food whose taste that, when consumed while stoned, is considered by the stoned individual to represent the pinnacle of gastronomic delights.

2. An appropriately broad term that refers to a highly individualistic and subjective range of foods and tastes.

Typical exchange using the term Stoner Food:

Stoner One: Dude, we should get somethin' to eat...

Stoner Two: Ya bro...I could go for some tacos right now...

Stoner One: Fuck tacos dude...We should get a fuckin' pizza...Like, maybe a Hawaiian or some shit. No! BBQ! BBQ's the shiznit!

Stoner Two: No way dude...Tacos or you're driving...You drive, your choice...

stoner food by Jdog1 October 27, 2008

stoner 

Slang for somebody who smokes cannabis, often. Most people would talk them down as if they are better, though they often consume poisons such as alcohol and caffeine. Stoners are generally a friendly minority, peaceful, and harmless. The arrogant people bitching about them smoking marijuana, they are usually bigger problems then the people they denounce.

Darn, those stoners are lucky they got high before seeing Lord Of The Rings.

stoner by A.E. December 29, 2003