Swinging the Scones

American slang for an act of sexual nature.

Hillary and Donald watched the fireworks on the harbour whilst Swinging the Scones.

by Redpool182 July 4, 2016

singing the anal anthem

Another way of saying fart.

"Oops, I just started singing the anal anthem

by Ass Thunder January 7, 2018

Tunnel Singing

A phenomenon which occurs when an Asian girl is only exposed to one genre of karaoke music, thereby greatly limiting her vocal talents.

That asian is really Tunnel Singing her way through the competition.

by Craig Caroxter June 11, 2008

Spider-Swinging

Verb.

1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."

2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."

"Your girlfriend is a serious spider-swinger."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."

by waywardbetty March 22, 2011

hand stringing

The activity of putting string around each finger on your hand and then attaching the other ends to your cock and pleasuring yourself.

Dude 1: bro have u seen this new trend hand stringing?
Dude 2: yeh it seems kinda kinky

by Daddy johnes October 10, 2020

the stars, they must be singing

a very depressing larry fan fiction that will leave you emotionally bruised. (louis x harry)

“have you read ‘the stars, they must be singing’ on ao3?”

“yeah, physically i’m fine, emotionally i’m bruised.”

by eatcarrotswh0re September 9, 2020

Nut Swinging Apple Jack

Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.

The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack

by 14 Bag Bundle August 6, 2016