stand up check

something you do with the boys to see if anyone's got a boner

*someone says something horny*
"ayo stand up check"

by peepolaugh November 22, 2020

stand and stuff

Taco shells made easier to stuff your beef in to. We see the real sexual meaning to these empty shells. So the Stand and Stuff is clearly a sex position that is very self explanitory but also then you have to put your beef in a taco and put cheese on it? wtf is this shit? you just cant eat food thats not sexual....

Mexican one- "Im going to have me a stand and stuff"
Mexican two- "yeah i like those new taco shells"
Mexican one- "No man. Im going to fuck your mom"

by Shizane October 28, 2006

stand by

Usu. in Halo 2 on Xbox Live when a player presses the standby button on their modem to give themselves an advantage by making the other players or the other team lag. Often recognized by the omnious blue screen. Stand by has recently been fixed but is still said.

*Red team is sent to the blue screen*
Player 1: OMG! Stand by!!
Player 2: they fixed that mate.
Player 1: oh snap!

by Steakshack May 19, 2005

Stand back

A phrase used in the sense of "hold onto your hats" Inspired by the 1983 hit by Stevie Nicks, exclaiming stand back once or twice in a row is used to prepare somebody to be shown or told something amazing. The known origins of such use of the term are from around Richmond Virginia, by 80's heads who sought to help keep the 80's alive and well.

Oh my stars! That dude done yelled out "Stand back! Stand Back!" from the bedroom. Next thing he came out dressed like one of the break dancers from the video to that song! He is so retro!

by Sir Carlton March 14, 2019

Stand up

A male who calls a short female a "stand up", indicating she is that small she could give oral sex stood up.

"woah check the size of her"
"yeah man she's tiny, she is easy stand up material!"

by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009

stand by guy

A guy (usually a friend) that is constantly on stand by for a girl's attention. He is either her second or third choice because she knows he is always available.

Jenna wanted to hang out with Dave but he was busy, so instead she hit up her stand by guy MC.

by SuaveCat August 5, 2014

Stand and blow

A woman so short that she can stand to give a blowjob.

Man is she short. She's a stand and blow.

by LSam July 30, 2016