St Skeletor's Day

Created by comedian Richard Herring, St Skeletor's Day falls on February 15th (the day after valentine's day) every year as a separate celebration for all the bitter lonely single people who didn't get cards the day before, or on any valentine's day ever.

Adam: Did you get any St Valentines Day cards?
Teela: No, I celebrate St Skeletor's day.
Adam: Did you get any St Skeletor's Day cards?
Teela: ...no.

St Skeletor's Day by steve_rogers_is_dead September 27, 2007

St marys high cheshunt 

the most shittiest school in london idec before mr simms came it was live everyone who came out is on piss mr simms stink he can suck my left toe lanky prick.

A. Do you go st marys high cheshunt?
B. Yes I do
C AHHHAAA Its so shit bro

St marys high cheshunt by SuCkK yO mUdDaA April 1, 2020

St. Paul's Disaster 

A sexual act in which a man uses a passed out woman's hand to masturbate, resulting in a pool of ejaculate on the man's stomach. The woman's hand is then rubbed in the semen-covered abdominal hair and the hand is then pressed into the woman's face.

Guy #1: How was your date last night? Guy #2: Alright. Went for a couple of drinks. We went to her house, got hammered, and she got the St. Paul's Disaster, then I was out of there!

St. Paul's Disaster by T-Bone McShane February 25, 2011

St Valentine's Day Massacre 

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day

Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.

St Valentine's Day Massacre by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2015

st gabes 

basically an obsessed praying catholic school that loses about ten kids every year. if your kid likes to pray at school for ten hours, i recommend it to them. the kids that leave the school usually go to riverside, mentor, or some weird school on the west side. don't be surprised if you see the bathroom doors being kicked and the soap dispensers being taken apart.

honestly i don't know how this school is even still open... read the example below if you want to know what i'm talking about:

first grade: 130 kids
fifth grade 122 kids
six grade: 75 kids
eighth grade: 47 kids
person1: this explains the definition of st gabes and a school closure

st gabes by jackbehumblejackbequick September 25, 2018

St. Yokoyoma 

St. Yokoyoma is not only the true definition of beauty, but so too is she the Saint of beauty.

I prayed to St. Yokoyoma last night and I awoke with beauty the next day.

St. Yokoyoma by St. Oremus September 30, 2018

St Johns Prep 

The male private high school in Danvers in 2 words: Daddys money

What do you think of St Johns Prep? St johns prep has a lot of preppy people

St Johns Prep by Just the facts October 9, 2020