old mans swimsuit

a condom or johnny...your old man penis and his rubber swimsuit is the condom

"oooh better get my old mans swimsuit on"

"oh no i havent got a swimsuit for my old man"

by Mattyismint June 10, 2005

Molly Sims

She is a really annoying and hasn't done anything legit in years. She's ugly, not hot nor beautiful. Her face reminds me of an elf. No girl should be jealous of this thing. If she were to implode, fall off the earth, fall off a certain building, break an ankle......no one would care but it's recommended.

She's a has-been model....yeah, so what does Molly Sims look like now?

by wookie delight November 19, 2009

goth swimsuit

A skintight, usually black, spandex catsuit or leotard. worn by hydrophile goths at the pool. Usually bought at goodwill or value village.

Yes, I have a goth swimsuit. Yes, some goths like swimming.

by RoseThourne January 10, 2007

the sims 2

Create your own porn.

Last night on the sims 2 I made a teen girl have sex in the hot tub with her grandad.

by charli bitch January 24, 2008

Sims

a really awesome name for a really awesome guy or girl

Girl: Did you see Michael Phelps on TV last night?
Guy: Yeah! i heard he changed his last name to Sims so he could be even more awesome than he is now!

by Mizzomer October 23, 2008

Sims it up

When one fakes a back injury to get a sunday off that he was denied the week prior for.

One who uses berry whites smooth operator voice when ever he contacts a female.

Dude, dont sims it up to get the day off

by Mpk ese October 12, 2011

Shimshain

the compoud word of the phrase "see what i am saying". Often used in urban surroundings in the Olney section of Philadelphia.

eric - Do you shimshain?

mike - I shimshain but i dont shimshain

by mdub215 February 20, 2007