Commonly referred to as « super promise » for simplification purposes, SP actually stands for « Samuel Pumpkins ».
Placed in a sentence, SP means that the preceding or following statement is the undisputable truth.
SP refers to the tragic history of Samuel Pumpkins, a young man that used gross and blatant lies in his everyday life to harm others. He was once approached by the divine, who told him that he could never lie. He then pursued his life honestly, without lying anymore and spreading happiness and joy around him. He married the love of his life, Marguerite Pumpkins, and the couple watched their children grow as the seasons went by.
One day, one of his children, Brutus Pumpkins, was involved in a deadly bank robbery. He was summoned to court facing a charge that could lead to a death sentence. Being his only alibi, Samuel Pumpkins, as a witness, lied to the judge to protect his child.
At the exact same moment the deceitful words came out of Samuel’s mouth, he was instantly struck by divine wrath. Chains rose from the ground, immobilising Samuel and tearing his limbs apart. Then, a violent lightning bolt perforated the court room’s ceiling and carbonised Samuel into a pile of ashes.
Thanks to Samuel’s heroic intervention, his son avoided death penalty, got psychological attention and went on to defend whale’s rights in the South Pacific.
May Samuel Pumpkins’ tale never be forgotten, and be an eternal reminder that lying is not ok.
Placed in a sentence, SP means that the preceding or following statement is the undisputable truth.
SP refers to the tragic history of Samuel Pumpkins, a young man that used gross and blatant lies in his everyday life to harm others. He was once approached by the divine, who told him that he could never lie. He then pursued his life honestly, without lying anymore and spreading happiness and joy around him. He married the love of his life, Marguerite Pumpkins, and the couple watched their children grow as the seasons went by.
One day, one of his children, Brutus Pumpkins, was involved in a deadly bank robbery. He was summoned to court facing a charge that could lead to a death sentence. Being his only alibi, Samuel Pumpkins, as a witness, lied to the judge to protect his child.
At the exact same moment the deceitful words came out of Samuel’s mouth, he was instantly struck by divine wrath. Chains rose from the ground, immobilising Samuel and tearing his limbs apart. Then, a violent lightning bolt perforated the court room’s ceiling and carbonised Samuel into a pile of ashes.
Thanks to Samuel’s heroic intervention, his son avoided death penalty, got psychological attention and went on to defend whale’s rights in the South Pacific.
May Samuel Pumpkins’ tale never be forgotten, and be an eternal reminder that lying is not ok.
« I don’t any weed left, SP » (this means that Brian is indeed out of weed, he cannot be lying and his words can be trusted upon)
« I did not cheat on you, SP »
« SP I had sex with your mother »
« I did not cheat on you, SP »
« SP I had sex with your mother »
by Mantisthe12 April 3, 2018
Get the SPmug. Acronym for Sexual Predator. Generally used amongst teens, it is used to describe a male that takes advantage of said woman that may be under the influence of alcohol or any other drugs.
by SLOPPO November 9, 2014
Get the SPmug. guy #1: dude i fucked jess yesterday
guy #2: bro sp nobody can get in her pants
guy #1: i’m serious, ask her!
guy #2: bro sp nobody can get in her pants
guy #1: i’m serious, ask her!
by John Januschka April 12, 2020
Get the spmug. 
Rod: I didn’t return the rental car. They’re going to withdraw from ur account
Sam: sp
Rod: I swear to god
Sam: sp
Rod: I swear to god
by Karsastic January 12, 2019
Get the Spmug. Serial designation V, also known as Erika is a resident of Save Point.
She was one of the "OGs" of SP and a long term VIP.
Although people make call V a boy, it is nothing more than a misconception as V is actually a girl according to Kris(A very trustable source of information)
Another misconception is that they are a femboy, which is close but not quite since they're female.
Although how innocent they may seem, they have been suspected of being racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobia, etc.
The homophobia part is pretty ironic for them as they are gay as hell for Kris.
She was one of the "OGs" of SP and a long term VIP.
Although people make call V a boy, it is nothing more than a misconception as V is actually a girl according to Kris(A very trustable source of information)
Another misconception is that they are a femboy, which is close but not quite since they're female.
Although how innocent they may seem, they have been suspected of being racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobia, etc.
The homophobia part is pretty ironic for them as they are gay as hell for Kris.
Person1: Hey have you heard about V(SP)?
Person2: V? I dunno much but i have heard they're a femboy.
Person1: No no, you've got it wrong, they're a dishwasher.
Person2: V? I dunno much but i have heard they're a femboy.
Person1: No no, you've got it wrong, they're a dishwasher.
by Google en passantHolyhellnewre February 6, 2025
Get the V(SP)mug. 