(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.
Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.
by Donkey June 16, 2004
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A bodily substance found to be highly desireable by the Skeezix in the old Uncle Wiggily stories. Connotation is not vulgar or nasty. "Souse" was never described or defined, just referred to in a threat.
"I'm going to get your souse!"
by Dum-Dum September 21, 2003
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by Tail Razor August 21, 2017
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Get the souse mug.What bro hasn't had a drunken sexual encounter, where no matter how said bro tries, they're too fucked up to make shit work. That is softserve.- A more acceptable, and encompassing synonym for whiskey dick.
Bro 1: Dude, I heard you hooked up with that girl from the party, how was it?
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.
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