SOB

Standing On Business

Person 1: I want you back, I miss you.

Person 2: Nah I’m sob (Standing on business) I’m not going back to you I already said that.

by Nothereforalongtime0.1 November 08, 2023

Glaze Sobbing

when someone sob reacts another person even though the message (they sent) wasn’t funny (usually means they’re glazing them)

That wasn’t even funny they’re Glaze Sobbing

by allthegliterr February 26, 2025

SOB

STANDING ON BUSINESS

IM SOB

by SCARY08 October 31, 2023

sob

stand on business

“he dont be standing on business so he not sob “

by amourxm November 14, 2023

Santomenno SOB

Santomenno SOB
Santomenno Son of a Bitch

An old Texan term to describe someone who's view from the public is contradictory to their real intent.

MAYOR MARSHALL FRAUD (headline of newspaper)
"That Santomenno SOB was workin' with them Daltons."

by microwsoft August 01, 2018

hob-sobbing

An activity at a social event such as a cocktail party or Christmas party that centers on piteous complaining regarding the current troubling situation, in question,

After the layoffs were announced, the annual year-end party turned into an orgy of hob-sobbing"

by Larry the wordsmith May 17, 2023

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012