Soap-on-a-roper 

A man who devotes excessive energy to avoiding being judged homosexual, thus unwittingly demonstrating his own insecurity with regard to his sexual orientation. Derived from the device used by (among others) prisoners who do not wish to bend over in the shower.

A: Lee could be a serious competitive swimmer if he didn't insist on swimming in those massive military shorts.
B: That's typical, he's a total soap-on-a-roper.

Soap-on-a-roper by rufusdos August 24, 2011

Soap Party 

When you and preferably (2-3) friends grab a long tube sock (1 per person) any color or brand will due and also grab a hefty bar of soap, a new fresh bar is the best

Choose from brands such as...
1) Zest
2) Dial
3) Dove
4) Irish spring ect.

Put the bar of soap in your tube sock. Then you legit beat the fuck out someone or someones chick with the bar of soap in the sock. Several swings of the soap filled sock to the body of who your beating means they are having a soap party!

"Yo john doe just cockblocked you from that dimer, and now she went home without saying a word......Let's go ahead and give John a Soap Party!"

"Bro john doe's new girlfriend told my chick I was cheating on her with my client thats married and lives in LA.....Bitch needs a soap party!"

"He hit up my boys chick on blackberry messanger trying to spit game behind his back.....garinz next time we see him, SOAP PARTY!"

Soap Party by RivG*D March 15, 2009

Soap Opera Syndrome 

The tendency to be mesmerized by television. Trance like state brought on by televised commercial advertisements interspersed with fragments of dramatic teleplays. Also, as a component of post-industrial consciousness. e.g. "Television rules the nation."

The term references the advent of drama created to sell soap, soap operas. Broadcast on radio with soap manufacturers such as Procter & Gamble, Colgate-Palmolive, and Lever Brothers as sponsors and producers.

Alice: Everyone says I probably have Attention Deficit Disorder. It's possible considering I am easily distracted. Theres got to be some excuse. What do you think? Bob?

Bob: Huh? Sorry Alice I was zoned on this laundry detergent advert. Tide really does get my whites whiter and only 'mildly' pollutes our drinking water.

Alice: I'm thirsty.

Alien: Soap Opera Syndrome

Advertisements take airtime away from programs. In the 1960s a typical hour-long American show would run for 51 minutes excluding advertisements. Today, a similar program would only be 42 minutes long; a typical 30-minute block of time now includes 22 minutes of programming with 6 minutes of national advertising and 2 minutes of local.

Soap Opera Syndrome by Oracle Arion October 2, 2009

soap marinade 

when you step out of the shower & you realize you still have soap under your armpit(or some place)& have to jump back it to the shower to wash it out/off.

Guy: "Dude, why did you take so long in there?"
Clean dude: "I was done & i realized i had a soap marinade on me!"

soap marinade by tomcon5 October 22, 2009

Soap-n-Dope 

The time of day when you watch soap operas and smoke weed.

Children napping: Check
Hubby at work: Check
Time for soap-n-dope

Hubby drinks beer and watches sports, I smoke weed and watch soaps.

Soap-n-Dope by ChelseasKingdom August 1, 2011

soap opera

A type of show that gets addicting overtime.

Soap opera:

Sarah: "Oh John, please don't leave me!"

John: " I'm so sorry Sarah, I love Katie more and my love for you is becoming weak. I'm sorry"

Sarah: *Sobs*

soap opera by CarlosX December 28, 2005

soap shoes 

Shoes with grinding plates on the bottom of them. Used to grind down handrails.

Oh my new soap shoes owned that rail.

soap shoes by Salchite June 10, 2005