Snarf

Noun. Someone who sits in a bath tub and bites their fart bubbles.

The snarf ate his fart bubbles in the tub.

by Protocol Arizona November 21, 2017

Snarf

The sound you make when you kind of laugh through your nose without making a sound from your me.

(Jeff)“Insert dumb Dad joke” (Kelly)*SNARF* you’re so dumb

by Snarf Monger March 17, 2018

Snarf

(Verb) when you laugh so hard, snot (boogers) come out of your nose. In worst-case scenarios, onto someone else.

“Ew, did you just snarf on me?”

“His story was so funny I snarfed”

by Brenna_dee May 29, 2018

Snarf

To drink liquid then laugh so that the liquid comes out of the nose.

Bob said something really funny while Joe took a drink of his beer, and Joe snarfed.

by Cayman Guy August 20, 2018

Snarf

To grab something, a good deal.

I snarfed some great stuff at a garage sales today. Did you get the cat in, yep she walked right in the garage and I snarfed her up.

by stefiekate September 1, 2018

Snarf

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verb(see 'tongue punching a fart box', 'eating the hole of the butt')

The art of fearlessly eating the butt hole with vigor.

*prior alcohol consumption is recommended.

Her ass is so fine, I would snarf her even if I were sober!

by Snarf Master Plus November 17, 2018

Snarf

If you don't know, now you know.

Don't get snarfed out bro man dude.

by Flails r Us December 2, 2018