Snarf

A person or thing in a group that is different or out of the ordinary. One who is funny due to his lack of common sense or ways that he stands out of the crowd. Immaturity, weird clothing, or just not being cool. This can be used as a verb, noun, and adjective.

He's a complete snarf.

He has a really snarfy 3 point shot.
Why are you being so larfy?
Shut the snarf up.
Their team is full of snarfs!
Why are you being so snarfy today?
What a snarf.
Look at that snarf, he's wearing a yellow scarf and pink socks during a basketball game.

by Spencer Blauw February 26, 2011

snarf dragon

Snarf dragon is when the female or male performing the oral act on a male has a cold. The timing of ejaculation and sneeze must be at the exact same time. Resulting in an explosive burst of sperm and mucus from the nose onto the penis.

It was a cold night... it came at me...SNARF DRAGON!

by snarf dragon August 22, 2014

snarf rag

Use of a bandana to wipe away any debris left behind after engaging in anal sex

"You know Dean had too much to drink when he wipes his nose with his snarf rag"

by Rite acharya December 14, 2013

arf snarf

sound made when eating,extremely bored,or breaking a silence.

(Arf snarf)Mmm! This spaghetti is really good!
Ugh...arf snarf. I'm really bored!!!!

by Mommy'sMonster June 20, 2009

snarf rag

Rag used to wipe away fecal debris on a man's penis after engaging in anal sex

Dean left his snarf rag in the bathroom and Dave thought it was a hand towel. He would have been better off not washing his hands after taking a dump.

by Ritebackatya December 14, 2013

Blue snarf

-too steal something from someone via bluetooth.
-also to listen in on someone elses conversation

"I hate people who blue snarf."

by G. P. January 2, 2007

Blargal Snarf

The threory that explains everything that is not Blargal Snarf

...too complacated for an example

by TJ January 11, 2004