Smunderthut

Extreme insult on one who goes above and beyond to be a dirty, trashy, sleezy hoebag. Use with ease and caution. Smunderthuts are very crazy. Comes from the word smut/thundersmut.

Linda is the queen of all SMUNDERTHUTS!

by William Merle Rigby JR June 29, 2004

Smutdog

1. A female who by just looking in her eyes, or at the way she moves you know that she would be pure filth between the sheets.

2. A male who loves all things smutty.

1. Did you see the way she looked at me, what a dirty little smutdog.

2. I can't believe you've got so much porn, you smutdog!

by Stumpchild November 16, 2006

smuff

A short word for "shaved muff". Ideal.

Man, last night I went down Becky's pants, and there was nothing but smooth, non-hairy smuff. :)

by Kevin Raymond April 3, 2008

Smudging

The act in which two females rub their vaginas together, or smudge their foreskins together.
A female comparative to the male docking, sometimes referred to as smocking.

Dude.. I just saw two chick smudging for about 10 minutes before they saw me.. it was sooo hot!

by D-Nonie April 7, 2011

smuff

The original smuff. To smuff is for a mildly attractive woman with a hairy downstairs to smother a poor guy (or girl, or farm animal) with her goods. Some are willing participants and bring snorkels, while others are caught off-guard, often being woken up from the hair bomb.

"Heather was surprised at 3am when Blair smuffed her good, right in the kisser. Heather temporarily lost consciousness."

by wbeachdan April 17, 2008

Smudge

A derogatory slur referring to left-handed people that references their tendency to smudge their writing as well as their impact on society.

"Susan's smudge elbow keeps on knocking into mine while we eat!"
"Jimmy's getting a third stack of french toast? He's such a smudge."
"Quit being a smudge and learn how to use some normal scissors!"

by swingfox September 1, 2013

Smudger

A turd that once layed requires almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clean up after.

"When you go to the shops get some more TP, ive just done a smudger and used the last roll".

by Top Logger July 23, 2009