smiffenpoofs

The Smith College Smiffenpoofs are the oldest female collegiate a cappella group in the nation, founded in 1936 after a group of Smith girls heard the Yale University men's a cappella group the Whiffenpoofs and decided to start their own at Smith. Today the Smiffenpoofs (not SMITHenpoofs) are affectionately called the "Poofs," and perform at Smith events, at other colleges, at weddings and charity events, and elsewhere. Their repertoire has expanded to include both classics (Softly, Manhattan, etc.) and contemporary hits (Hide and Seek, Californication, The Chain, Lady Marmalade, etc.). They are particular fans of the Brown University men's group, the Brown Derbies.

"What are those sweet, dulcit tones that I hear...that fabulous vocal percussion...that amazing soloist...those perfect harmonies...and PS I love this song...what IS that?"

"It's the Smith College Smiffenpoofs."

by poof<3 January 23, 2008

Sleff

Sleff is a administrador on the Pandemic forums.
Some believe he has godly powers. Though it is just a legend.

Sleff changed the filter for words today, now we can make invisa-text.

by Unkown writer June 7, 2009

Smiff

A derogatory term given to a friend who fails to show up at a meeting, embark on a drinking night out or generally makes a mockery of himself within earshot. Coming from the line in the "Wedding Crashes";

"Hes a cock-smith" and alternating the ending to avoid clashes with the popular name "Smith".

Can also be lengthend to "Smiffington" which in esence, is a less harsh version of the word. Also better around OAP's or vulnerable people.

"<friend> is such a Smiff".

Friend 1: "Wheres <friend>?
Friend 2: "I dunno, think he is sitting in tonight.."
Friend 1: "God, he is such a Smiff!"

by GruffHater May 15, 2009

Smelfie

The act of wafting the smell of one's own fart to one's own nose (usually with a cupped hand) in order to savor the aroma.

Ahhh, I just did a smelfie... nothing like the smell of digested hotdogs in the morning... it smells like victory.

by schweddy balls March 20, 2014

Sheffield United

literally translated from the welsh origin, sheffield united means shit pot and bramall lane was built by nazi communists in 1994 and of course, bramall means not as good as sheffield wednesday in german.

-been to bramall lane recently?
-yeah, what a bag of wank.
- Sheffield United all over really.

by GAZISGREAT January 18, 2009

Seffner Fl

Small town of good ole boys that grew up working hard for what they want. Can be seen playing football at armwood, fishing at lake Hooker and Lake Thonotosassa, or running them good ole cur dogs. Girls round here, you best stay away from.

Them Seffner Fl boys sure think they run this town.

by Rednek77 November 6, 2017

Smeef

Approaching an unsuspecting person from behind and grasping their face, near the edges of the mouth, and pulling back/stretching the person’s lips for several seconds to make their face look hilarious to anyone seeing them from the front. The puller yells “smeeeef!” During the act to attract attention and maximum
Viewership.

*grabs friend’s face*

“Smeeeeeeeef!”

Oh shit, dude. You got smeefed so bad! Your lips look really chapped now!

by Wallyballysally March 24, 2019