Smart Talk

One who uses big words or language to sound smart or to piss someone off.

Yuki: How did ulf got high grades in his defense?
Miranda: He probably smart talked his way up.

by Grandwing July 29, 2010

Smart whore

typically a girl, who is a whore, but does it secretly. She will fuck a guy who asks her to and give blow jobs, but doesn't tell anyone about it/ brag about it. she knows how to keep friends and does not mess around with her friends boyfriends, and will only fuck a guy with a girlfriend if she thinks he's really worth it

boy one: hey, i fucked jane last night
boy two: no way! shes not a whore, shes a prude
boy one: nah, man she's a smart whore.

by #beentheredonethat November 7, 2011

Smart Systems

A leading provider of Audio, Video, Collaboration, and Automation solutions.
Website: smartsysnic.com
Email: [e-mail]
Phone: [phone]
Headquarters: 2705 Kanasita Drive
Chattanooga, TN 37343
CEO: Steven Nicola

I feel some dumb now, thanks to Smart Systems; my house is smarter than I am now!

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Smart-Arse-Tax

A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.

Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:

(1) through sarcasm,

(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or

(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.

Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.

by A smart arse November 30, 2011

Smart Nips

When your friend is being so stupid and answering rhetorical questions, and responding seriously to sarcasm.

Adam: Oh God That sub was a total bitch she gave us six pages of homework!

Jake: Actually, She gave us 4 pages and she was a nice woman.

Adam: thanks... smart Nips

by WegmansWater April 9, 2015

smart ass

Someone who is sacastic, in a cutting yet witty manner. A person capable of making a remark that could be interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation. A smart ass is not necessarily a bad person just usually perceptive. ( For terms to refer to an offensive, cruel and asinine person see Jerk, Asshole , idiot, fool etc.)

We were out the other night at the club when this jerk tried to pick up Nick's girlfriend, rather than fight he calmly stepped in and said, 'Look buddy you mother is could never be this PHAT (pretty hot and tempting) you gotta face only a mother could love. Nick's such a smart ass.

by ria June 7, 2004

Smart American

Endangered species. Only about six are known to currently exist. 31 known cases since 1772.

Smart American? That's contradicting.

by CFGPA12 November 13, 2011