A man who is Dutch Irish nerdy and wishes his Sargent was his dad and will usually will ask "You ever wonder why were here?"
by Nothing Airing November 10, 2021
Get the Simmonsmug. A 6'10 pg who is arguably the goat who has a higher FG% than Steph Curry while shooting with his left hand even though he is a righty.
by Ben Simmons Fan June 8, 2023
Get the Ben Simmonsmug. by JamesSimmsFam March 31, 2019
Get the James Simmonsmug. “Hey did you hear about Jayda Simmons winning Prom Queen”
“Im voting for Jayda”
“Vote Jayda Simmons for Prom Queen”
“Im voting for Jayda”
“Vote Jayda Simmons for Prom Queen”
by Jayda Simmons April 7, 2022
Get the Jayda Simmonsmug. A stupid school that has the best science teachers but the most perverted English one. Once a girl broke a window while trying to smush a bug, and this one guy got punched in the balls so hard people heard a pop and he went to the ER. Once kids made a teacher cry so bad she left in the middle of class and left the school. At some point a meeting was called for the boys of the school cause the 8th grade boys broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But some kid did when a national math competition so they had a little bit of intelligence.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.
Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.
Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
Get the Simmons Middle Schoolmug. Woman who mysteriously disappeared after stating on social media she was gonna put Dawn soap in her laundry. She hasn't been heard from since.
by Cigarella June 28, 2020
Get the Laura Bayliss Simmonsmug. 