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lady sheriff

Lady Sheriff ley-dee sher-if

noun.
1. female who dominates in all aspects of life
2. Officer of the law

verb.
3. to take full advantage of a boy in a sexually aggressive manner; hook-up
Did you see insert name of lady sheriff take insert name of lucky boy home from the bar!? She was definitely going to lady sheriff him.

I would like to borrow that lady sheriff's handcuffs.

Woah that girl is wearing a scrunchie? She is NOT a lady sheriff.
by Lady Sheriff October 3, 2008
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Jello Sheriff

Phrase uttered when someone is acting bossy, or thinks they are in charge of something when they really are not...attributed to the Bill Cosby routine on the album "To My Brother Russell, Whom I Slept With"
You told dad that I already ate a Jello, so he took mine away ...who made you the big Jello Sheriff of the house?
by DjDelmo January 8, 2022
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Sheriffed

To make an absolute fuckjob of any/everything possible and then pass the blame to anyone/thing
Fuck I've sheriffed this job to the bollocks
by Sherifftimson July 6, 2017
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Sharif

I’m so Sharif this year that I’m counting down the days with Nifemi
by Lanker December 9, 2018
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Sleeping like a sheriff

When you're tired as an old sheriff after an long day of chasin' around them duke boys.
Luke: "I'm so tired dude."
David: "I know, I'mma be sleeping like a sheriff tonight."
by bebeloved September 28, 2009
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Sheriff

A obscene or really nasty smell
Eww sheriff!! Who did that?
by Chris Reade April 30, 2006
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Sharifi

A man/woman/child that appears homeless in nature. Although they look it, they are not actually homeless. Sharifis tend to have long scraggly beards, ripped clothing, and are quite wide in waist girth. This could be due to the poor lifestyle choices of the sharifi. When a normal person encounters a sharifi, they should immediately pull out a camera and take a picture. Images that have the sharifi posing in weird positions will be valued much higher. Yelling out "Sharif" will exhibit a response that will lure the sharifi away from it's nest, allowing for a good picture opportunity. Many Sharifis resort to violence when feeling threatened and physical bodily harm can be a consequence. One must be very careful when confronting such creatures.

As research has progressed, several classes of sharifi have been identified.

1. Homeless Sharifi

There exists the typical "Homeless" Sharifi, which includes those that appear homeless. Many can be found on the street corners of Toronto and in the downtown parts of Hamiltion. Many frequently appear in McDonalds, as this is a food source for these fowl creatures.

2. Class 2 Sharifi

Class 2 Sharifis have never had their photo taken as they are elusive in nature. They will paint their hair blue and wear little locks around their neck. They tend to appear in areas where they don't belong such as Martial Arts Dojos. These Sharifis are known for moving around in small groups consisting of 1 girly male, 1 ugly female and 1 extra party.
Sharifi Pelts look great in the living room or in your family photo album.
by The Sharifi Hunter August 5, 2011
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