aqua shard

Accidentally or intentionally shitting yourself just a little bit during water based activities.

I was paddling out for a gnarly set and I aqua sharded myself

by SoCalbro January 12, 2024

Shard

A Shard is a fart and a poop combined making explosive poop.

I sharded in my pants.

by Wippedsaltycreamonmyparentsbed December 4, 2022

shard

a sweaty loser 13 year old who loves ghosting people and acting tough. he also critizes random ass people as soon as they make an decision. He also apparantly thinks he is fearless because he loves absolutely cutting connections with everyone and dissapearing off the face of this planet. he is also indian and loves chicken biryani and curry. he is also very short standing at -2'4. He also is not jacked even though his ego is through the earth and thinks he is the rock.

yo easton could you call shard for me he aint answering?

he aint answering either

damn ok nigga think he batman💀🤘

by jwarmy_vr July 21, 2023

Sharde Wilson

Sharde is a kinky girl, she is from darwin and has had sexual intercourse with many guys (who are much older). Don't mess with Sharde otherwise, she will uppercut you haha. Poor zef. GO BORRIS

dude 1: wow Sharde Wilson is so hot id tap that

dude 2: nah mate she is with zef
dude 3: bruh i already tapped that
dude 4: poor zef

by daddychickennugget96 October 29, 2019

Sharding

The act of dropping shards of dope on accident

Quit sharding all over my couch I don’t want my dog to lick it up and get high

by Hazmatt10to2 November 30, 2020

Shard mites

The bugs under your skin from a constant use of methamphetamine or shards in slang this month furniture store it runs off of Wi-Fi or you can you can run it without a memory card you smoking Ben activated motion activated no

Your arms and face are eating up by Shard mites from picking at them

by Hater proof November 6, 2020

Shard

A hot girl

“Yo that girl is badddd”
“Lemme see the shard, damn she’s hot as fuck”

by whatsnextokok July 25, 2022