Scottish Cinnamon Bun

A sexual act performed between two or more males. An actee folds his flaccid penis on itself like a snail's shell or a cinammon bun and holds it in that shape. One or more actors ejaculate onto the folded penis to create the frosting.

Damon: What did you have for lunch?

Boss: A Cinnabun.

Damon: Do you mean a Scottish Cinnamon Bun?

Boss: I don't think it's Scottish.

Damon: The cinnamon bun is known to be of Scottish origin. Are you sure it wasn't a Scottish cinnamon bun?

Boss: I guess it could be...

Damon: *snickers*

by Ewan McGregor January 15, 2009

Scottish Independence

A deviant sexual behavior whereby, while receiving fellatio and simultaneous massage of the scrotum, said recipient expels extended, audible flatulence. When performed successfully, the flatus resembles a harmonious musical drone, producing a scenario in which the fellating partner is reminded of playing the Scottish bagpipes, a symbol of independence.

Willing Fellator: So, do you want me to go down on you?

Flatulent Male: Of course!... as long as you don't mind a little Scottish independence.

by Junk Junk August 26, 2009

scottish rage

A type of anger that is firey, explosive, and full of yelling, typically found in Scots.

I wouldn't piss her off if I were you. She's got some Scottish rage!

by mandythewombat January 17, 2016

Scottish hotpocket

When you shit on a woman's vagina then pre on it so create vapour

Aye pal i pure scottish hotpocketed her fucking disgusting.

by Christian no.1 December 20, 2017

scottish caviar

A cheap family meal consisting of beef mince and potatoes...

Mince n tatties

The mince being referred to as caviar

What's for brawn tonight.... You're in luck its Scottish caviar

by blaine kerr May 9, 2018

scottish fish hook

The act of initiating a fight with a trashtalker by punching them, if it knocks the trashtalker over, then the person curves their finger into a hook shape and sticking it in the trashtalker's anal cavity.

The little shit was talking shit about my momma so I had to scottish fish hook him

by Grassy sphincter March 11, 2018

Scottish Creampie

Ejaculating in a female's ass during the act of anal sex. Cumming in the ass during anal sex.

I came so hard in that girl's ass and gave her a Scottish Creampie.

by red12984kiun September 22, 2009