Scorpion

A strange game middle school kids played in 2015 when you look like you are about to arm wrestle someone but instead you dig your nails as hard as you can into the side of your opponents thumb
Did you see Calvin’s hand? Its all bandaged up.”

“Yeah, he played scorpion with Jordan and ended up bleeding everywhere.”
by Sleepyliz May 1, 2025
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Scorpioning

Doing the Crab while someone performs oral sex on you.
My girlfriend tried Scorpioning with me and it just doesn't work as well as when I do it to her.
by Ted Bailey December 6, 2014
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Eat a Scorpion

A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.
AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.

Goon: go eat a scorpion

AB: *Dead*
by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018
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Scorpion

Scorpion said "get over here".
by White Poseidon November 29, 2019
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Scorpion toss

A means of compounding a person's suffering or humiliation whereby, when they are at their very lowest point, you throw scorpions on them.
"I've lost my job, my wife's left me, my kids think I'm a loser and I don't know if I can take life any more."
"SCORPION TOSS!"
"Oh Christ! Why did you do that? Aaaarghh!"
by HonestTom October 25, 2009
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Scorpion Hold

Its when you stick two fingers in a chicks ass and the thumb in her pussy and grip tight... Total submission
the other night Lucy was giving me head in my Cobalt. I had her all jackknifed in the front seat in the Scorpion Hold. Just as I came I shoved my cock down her throat, she's still pissed
by Walmart Ron August 22, 2011
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Urban Scorpion

One who has never heard of urbandictionary, and therefore MUST have been living under a rock.
Mario had never heard of urbandictionary? What an urban scorpion!
by UrbanUploader May 25, 2015
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