take out your dick (no boner) go up to the girl when shes sleeping jump and whack her in the face with it while yelling in what you think is chinese!!
by jay ave lew January 22, 2009
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by David Lukens March 18, 2008
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The Old Legend Says: "The Darkside Samurai comes to rape all strong and beautiful japanese girls......"
by Samurai Katsu October 27, 2003
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by The Casual March 27, 2021
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by RomanColossus August 21, 2021
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The expression is believed to have originated from an Italian immigrant in Malta in the early 21st century.
The expression is believed to have originated from an Italian immigrant in Malta in the early 21st century.
A guy tries all his slickest moves to get a hot girl to bed, but she’s not having it, so she says “nice try, Samurai”
by dfnslvtr May 21, 2023
Get the Nice try, Samurai mug.after completing urination, washing your hands and exiting the bathroom only to find that you then have to defecate, thus completely nullifying the act of washing your hands. in layman's terms, you don't realize you have to shit until you've pissed.
by Seth Ream June 15, 2007
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