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ashlee simpson

The ugly, surgically enhanced Simpson sister who dropped the whole "I'm as hardcore as Avril Lavigne" thing when she realized no one was buying it, not even little 11 yr olds.
Ashlee Simpson is so hardcore I cut my wrists when I listen to her.
by Angelacia May 14, 2007
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Blow J. Simpson

Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.
I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.
by apac666 August 25, 2008
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an Oj Simpson

It is when you are drinking a glass of orange juice with a loved one and out of no where murder her and leave a glove at the scene of the crime
"Dude I totally gave my woman an OJ Simpson
by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005
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marge simpson

the TV mom whose hair is large.
"when you get a penny from a chum
don't just buy some bubble gum
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if you see a nickel in the snow
don't just blow it on a picture show
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if u spy a quarter in a pie...
by equine_attraction_00 June 27, 2004
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Ashley Simpson

1. One who is a talentless hack.

2. Someone who only has a career in the entertainment industry because she shares the same last name as her sister.
This person sucks. looks like they pulled an Ashley Simpson.
by quagblar March 7, 2007
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jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.
*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..
by Weapons of no mass destruction September 9, 2006
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Homer Simpson

The pioneer of spontaneous and stupid humor, known for such amazing buisnesses as Mr. Plow and CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet. Worshiped by many and responsible for happiness the world over.
by Bo Diddly August 27, 2004
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