Cristiano Ronaldo

The One true Kryptonian and the Only GOAT, Machinist u call it .

Did you watched Juventus vs Atletico yesterday , Cristiano Ronaldo is a freak of nature

by Wendell_7 October 22, 2020

ronald mcdonald

The look you achieve after performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.

by Ffej August 3, 2003

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is the next player to make the number 7 shirt famous, just as King Eric did in the 90's, Ronaldo will do it in the 00's.

Millwall Cup Final and that cross - need I say more

by Mike August 23, 2004

christiano ronaldo sewy

christiano ronaldo sewy

me:whats your favorite soccer team?
speed:christiano ronaldo sewy

by bexzerker May 25, 2022

Ronald McDonald

Commonly mistaken with the Hamburgler yet way more epic, the Ronald McDonald is when one recieves a blowjob from a girl without hooking up with her anytime before this encounter or even at all that night. A Ronald McDonald is often used when the girl is much too fugly to ever touch back.

Though Melissa resembled that of Rocky Dennis, Dan still received a Ronald McDonald knowing that he would not have to touch her and no one would find out.

by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

to give the runaround

When a girl acts like she wants you but all she really wants is for you to run around like a little dog; to tease.

- Man! She gave me the runaround for eight months til she finally told me she was getting back with her boyfriend.

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

runaway booger

When you pick your nose while playing Halo 3 and stick it to your lower quad just above your knee. You plan to flush it once your done playing, but you never remember. When you finally do remeber, the booger is gone and you wonder where you lost it.

Guy 1: "Man, I love raping the crap out of people who don't know how to XBOX."

Guy 2: "Oh, yeah. I know. Oh man, that is a big booger.

Guy 1: "Make sure you treat that booger right, or it might become one of those runaway boogers I been hearin' about."

by Jake Kot November 4, 2007