chocolate rooster

while giving a girl anal she takes a shit on you dick

Dude, I was giving that girl from the bar anal last night and then she gave me a chocolate rooster, it was awesome!

by Ted11111115 May 16, 2010

horizontal rooster

Having sex early in the morning.

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.

by Mich1 January 4, 2014

Shoot the rooster

During a mfm threeway with the girl on top of one guy she tilts her back shouting out in delight (crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to cough and choke.

Dude, the other night Steve and I were with Mandy and she was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get her to quiet down

by Lahist March 7, 2023

Rooster Juice

Sriracha sauce, also known as cock sauce for the label is in Korean and the only distinguishable figure is the rooster on its front. Rooster Juice is believed by many to grant grant special powers to the imbiber for a short period, your colon may feel like it has a mario star power after ingesting.

Let the rooster juice flow through you.

by SamorMax March 10, 2015

Steaming Rooster

After digesting a gallon of chili, one craps on top of another's head. It forms a red cap resembling a rooster's head.

steaming rooster

by Tits Mcgeeeeeeh October 13, 2010

rooster blocker

The socially correct way to say c@#! Blocker without offending anyone to much.

"Dude this chick is totally into me but Dan keeps being a cock blocker"
Nah ah ah, you mean he is a rooster blocker, come man there's kids around watch your damn mouth"

by the chade December 27, 2011

rooster party

A party where single people (or even those in relationships looking to cheat) go to get extremely drunk and find a sexual partner for the night. Partners can be swapped. And occasionally it will all turn into an orgy.

-Bro did you go to that sick rooster party last night?

-Hell yeah bro I left my girlfriend at home and went and fucked mad bitches.

by Urbandictiomarydefinermaster69 April 24, 2016