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rooster candy

Chicken=cock

Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock
Yummy I ate his rooster candy after he stuck it in his cat’s ass
by imfuckingey May 31, 2019
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Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.
Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.
by Tcop October 14, 2020
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rooster party

A party where single people (or even those in relationships looking to cheat) go to get extremely drunk and find a sexual partner for the night. Partners can be swapped. And occasionally it will all turn into an orgy.
-Bro did you go to that sick rooster party last night?

-Hell yeah bro I left my girlfriend at home and went and fucked mad bitches.
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rooster blocker

The socially correct way to say c@#! Blocker without offending anyone to much.
"Dude this chick is totally into me but Dan keeps being a cock blocker"
Nah ah ah, you mean he is a rooster blocker, come man there's kids around watch your damn mouth"
by the chade December 27, 2011
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rooster roostin

a rooster smokin League of Legends/WOW/Starcraft constantly. may include yelling of sorts, grunting and possible seizures.
Man, you hear that rooster roostin last night?
Yeah goon, he was roostin hard...I think he almost laid an egg.
by Goonzsta March 23, 2011
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Rooster Cooster

A transgender chicken. Usually happens when a farmer has too many female/male chickens so he decides to do surgery the chicken.
"That old Rooster Cooster think he gon' have eggs" the farmer said.
by bisexual chicken January 29, 2019
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Shoot the rooster

During a mfm threeway with the girl on top of one guy she tilts her back shouting out in delight (crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to cough and choke.
Dude, the other night Steve and I were with Mandy and she was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get her to quiet down
by Lahist March 7, 2023
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