rita

looks great in male clothing

dress shirt and tie cant hide your curves *wink

by dork June 11, 2006

ritaculous

anything worth being spectacularly ridiculous

as i was working on a holiday art project with my child she blurted out, "this christmas tree is ritaculous!". i totally agree with her.

by yarnin' mama December 15, 2010

ritaprava

He’s the sweetest person a human can have. He is pretty handsome and adorable in general. Doesn’t know how to express himself. An absolute old-school lover with lots of patience. Ritaprava loves Ipsita alot. Loves lame jokes and never lets you feel lonely when you’re alone. Ritaprava is so caring and has the courage to achieve anything.

Ipsita will get married to Ritaprava

Ritaprava- misses ipsita a lot

by UwU_me August 5, 2023

ms rita

The G.O.A.T.
She is literally the reincarnation of Jesus on Earth.
Anyone who is blessed to have made contact with her will live an eternal life. (Or an eternal deadline in general)

'Thanks Ms Rita'
'Alhamdulilah! Allah bless Ms Rita'

by Goddess Rita August 12, 2018

Dirty Rita

When you punch a girl in the nose after you ejaculate from a blow job.

I came in her mouth and gave her a "dirty rita"

by mickylobo October 2, 2008

Ritard

Slightly above retard

Daniel: Man that chick had a nice body!

Colby: Dude that was a guy you ritard.

by Chase Gardner March 11, 2010

Ritalin

Methylphenidate based brand named stimulant medication primarily for the treatment of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)/ADD. Often given to children on the advice of elementary school teachers due to restless and disruptive behavior they exhibit in the classroom. It is thought to help them sit still and pay attention. The drug is akin to Cocaine, but lasts a bit longer. Therefore, it is often abused by people who want to lose weight or succeed in school. Often causes Insomnia and Anxiety. Most doctors prescribe Ritalin to those who have ADHD so that they can just shut their patients up. Often helps at least 70% of people who have the disorder.

Teacher: Why are you being so disruptive, did you forget to take your Ritalin this morning?
Student: Yeah, I forgot. Sorry.

Teacher: Thought so. I may have a few in my desk somewhere. Try to remember next time.

College Student: I can't go to this class at 8:30 in the morning! Mad early.
Friend: Dude, just take a Ritalin and wash it down with coffee. You'll be good.

The next day

College Student: Dude, that Ritalin is amazing! I was able to exercise, do my laundry, and get to class on time.

Friend: Yeah, let's get wasted now!

by PTrockstar92 February 16, 2014