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Rhys Hoskins 

Rhys Dean Hoskins, is an American professional baseball first baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies of Major League Baseball. Hoskins played college baseball for the Sacramento State Hornets. He was drafted by the Phillies in the fifth round of the 2014 MLB draft. Hoskins made his MLB debut in 2017.

Hoskins was born in Sacramento, California to lawyers Paul and Cathy Hoskins. When Hoskins was two years old, his mother was diagnosed with breast cancer, and she succumbed to the disease in 2009, shortly before his 16th birthday. After his mother's death, Hoskins grew closer to his younger sister Meloria.

Hoskins was a multi-sport athlete at Jesuit High School in Carmichael, playing baseball, basketball, and football while maintaining a 4.0 grade-point average. He finished his junior season with a .421 batting average, 28 runs batted in (RBIs), and a .544 on-base percentage (OBP). In addition to athletics, Hoskins spent his summers doing volunteer work at Jesuit, working with children suffering from muscular dystrophy.
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Rhys-Brooker'cino 

A term used for a guy with a fetish for colostomy bags. A Rhys-Brooker'cino can be found lurking in the halls of nursing homes, hunting for the juiciest turd-bag he can find - once the perfect turd-bag is in his possession, he likes to find a quiet room, break open the bag with his teeth and pour the warm, sloppy turd juices in and around his mouth, swirling it around like he's at a wine tasting before spitting it out on the floor. A Rhys-Brooker'cino will then strip off naked and lay on his stomach the pool of backwashed turd slush, all while flapping his arms and legs around making turd-angels and humping the floor until he blows his hot load. He's not one to leave a mess though, a Rhys-Brooker'cino will lick up all remains from the floor before running into the the common room and cunt punching as many musty granny vag's as he can, all while screaming “Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find… The Three Amigos!”.
"Oh no, looks like a Rhys-Brooker'cino has stolen all the colostomy bags again, you can smell the shit a mile away! Can someone call the Doctor, there's 11 women here who have clearly been cunt punched and are in need of stitches" .

Rhys Petty 

Having or Holding a resemblance to Shaquille O’Neil
Hey you kinda reminded me of Rhys Petty
Rhys Petty by Oldsock173859 October 16, 2023

Rhys Marshall

WOAH! Ron Jeremy is such a Rhys Marshall
Rhys Marshall by CumDragon July 11, 2011

Rhys’ sister 

Fit lass would bang both holes tight af
I gave Rhyssister an angry pirate

Rhys Evans 

A oceanic specimen who's been bred by two males , runs like he has 3 toes on one leg . He hopes to perform a Mexican Pancake on one of his brothers called Billy Evans
"look a Rhys Evans - half nonce half monkey who swings from tree to tree"

Rhys Stewart 

Somebody who sweats fortnite and streams for his 2 viewers on Twitch. Pussy boy who wouldn't dare talk down to someone. Finna get his ass beat soon. He also taxes his dads credit card and spends 300 quid on rainbow six siege and destiny 2
OMG Rhys Stewart is such a mong
Rhys Stewart by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019