A term used for a guy with a fetish for colostomy bags. A Rhys-Brooker'cino can be found lurking in the halls of nursing homes, hunting for the juiciest turd-bag he can find - once the perfect turd-bag is in his possession, he likes to find a quiet room, break open the bag with his teeth and pour the warm, sloppy turd juices in and around his mouth, swirling it around like he's at a wine tasting before spitting it out on the floor. A Rhys-Brooker'cino will then strip off naked and lay on his stomach the pool of backwashed turd slush, all while flapping his arms and legs around making turd-angels and humping the floor until he blows his hot load. He's not one to leave a mess though, a Rhys-Brooker'cino will lick up all remains from the floor before running into the the common room and cunt punching as many musty granny vag's as he can, all while screaming “Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find… The Three Amigos!”.
"Oh no, looks like a Rhys-Brooker'cino has stolen all the colostomy bags again, you can smell the shit a mile away! Can someone call the Doctor, there's 11 women here who have clearly been cunt punched and are in need of stitches" .
by First Time Anal June 22, 2022