Rhys-Brooker'cino

A term used for a guy with a fetish for colostomy bags. A Rhys-Brooker'cino can be found lurking in the halls of nursing homes, hunting for the juiciest turd-bag he can find - once the perfect turd-bag is in his possession, he likes to find a quiet room, break open the bag with his teeth and pour the warm, sloppy turd juices in and around his mouth, swirling it around like he's at a wine tasting before spitting it out on the floor. A Rhys-Brooker'cino will then strip off naked and lay on his stomach the pool of backwashed turd slush, all while flapping his arms and legs around making turd-angels and humping the floor until he blows his hot load. He's not one to leave a mess though, a Rhys-Brooker'cino will lick up all remains from the floor before running into the the common room and cunt punching as many musty granny vag's as he can, all while screaming “Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find… The Three Amigos!”.

"Oh no, looks like a Rhys-Brooker'cino has stolen all the colostomy bags again, you can smell the shit a mile away! Can someone call the Doctor, there's 11 women here who have clearly been cunt punched and are in need of stitches" .

Rhys-Brooker'cino by First Time Anal June 22, 2022

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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