Rectal Death

When a man covers himself in lubricant and fully enters a woman's anus... fully.

Guy - "Woah dude, i just gave my girl the rectal death!"
Other Guy- Woah man how is she?
Guy - Im pretty sure i punctured her stomach on the way out, but lets not worry about that

by Analman April 10, 2008

rectalrookin

A good assfucking. Hard enough to induce vomiting of cum from the other end (mouth).

I gave Lisa a good rectalrookin last night. She vomited my cum.

by rookindameat June 15, 2009

rectal butter

The unknown and rather disturbing substance that accumulates under your nails following scratching an itchy ass; a less dense form of ass cheese.

Also, a reference to something nasty;

"DUDE! Quit digging in your ass! Now you have rectal butter under your nails!"

"That chick needs to take a damn shower! She smells like rectal butter!"

by m_4_reall March 12, 2010

rental by principle

A movie deemed not good enough to see in the theatre, but worthy enough to be rented by means of a personal fulfillment.

Yeah, I didn't see Jennifer's Body in the theatre because the previews looked fuckin' lame... but it was a rental by principle because Megan Fox is such a sexpot! She can drop a Cleavland Steamer on my chest anyday!

by Mechanically Seperated Chicken August 1, 2010

Restarpid

A mix between 'retarded' and 'stupid'.

The drunk girl at that party last night was acting restarpid.

by DreadyorKnot May 2, 2011

Rectal Ghosts

Spirits who have homosexual tendencies. It is often theorosized that they are the cause of all homosexuality within this world. They communicate by penetrating their victim's anus with their spirit penis and ejaculating ectoblasm into the inners of their anus. It is considered an honor in some native american societies.

Chris: Oh dude, I felt something in my butt!!??
Liam: wasn't me bro!
Luke: are you fuckin' kidding me?
Chris: No, it's icy hot!
Liam: oh golly gee!
Luke: ...yeah, that must be the rectal ghosts

by DiesIrae92 December 27, 2011

rectal nectar

The fart juice that my GF got on her fingers because I asked her to itch my asshole through my pants.

"That rectal nectar is so potent and juicy it transcends the laws of pants fabric."

by MaddiesBitch December 27, 2018