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Redlighten

Being enlightened by the wisdom of the bumper stickers on the car in front of you at a red light.
I was totally redlightened today when I read that Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People.
by littlediamond May 14, 2010
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Reality Nazi

A person who is stern and authoritative about their opinion that there is one and only one right answer.

one and only one right answer is synonymous with "living in the box."
in the box there is only one correct answer.
the world is full of reality nazi's.

the answer that serves you well depends on what you are doing.
2+2= 9-5, 10-6, 11-7, 12 - 8...
Ben: Ya know Ted, you don't gotta be such a Reality Nazi. The more reality you allow into your reality, the bigger view you're gonna have.

Ted: No Soup For You!!!

Ben: Well damn Ted, ya know those who change end up leading those who do not change.

Ted: Ben, this new thinking of yours i'm first going to ridicule, then violently oppose, and then accept as self evident.

Ben: Yeah, belief systems are hallways that you pass through, not rooms that you live in.
by wayd boggz August 5, 2010
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Realisticish

Its when something is Realistic...ish
the unicorn with a prosthetic horn is Realisticish
by The Only Real Ninja Here December 28, 2010
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reality-tweeting

Speaking words to another person. Conversating.
I ain't tweeted no shit in a while on account I've been "reality-tweeting" or "talking to other humans" as we called it back in the day of yore
by Euphonious Munk June 14, 2011
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Reality TV

Reality TV still exists because producers run out of ideas too quickly or have no ideas what so ever.
Jersey Shore is a (sadly) popular Reality TV show
by TheMajesticManicorn November 7, 2012
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Redlight Charlie

A guy, usually in a big truck that is too big for his own good, that perpetually speeds up to a red light with no rhyme or reason.
Hey, check out that Redlight Charlie over there.

John doesn't care about gas, he'll Redlight Charlie all the way home.
by El Turd Face September 4, 2013
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Realigaytion

When you realize you're gay at an inconvenient time
I had a realigaytion that I was a lesbian when I was giving him a handjob on his boat.
by Trisha's da bomb May 4, 2015
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