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Reading Central Catholic

Originally the home of William Luden (as in Luden's Cough Drops) which sits at the base of Mt. Penn. A "newer" part of the building was built in 1941, which included the gym and about 15 more classrooms. The Cardinals have long been the schools mascot. Because of the school's history, many students and staff have reported seeing ghosts roam the hallways because it is said that the wife and son both died in the mansion of un-natural causes. Almost every student takes pride in going to Central. The school is known for its great sports and school spirit. After the 2010-11 school year, Central's Rival, Holy Name will merge with Central at the location of Holy Name and will be called Berks Catholic High School.
by arronk April 12, 2011
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Reading pa

Reading is a city where many people think it is one the worst places to live but really it is not because many people never bother to visit it is know as baseball town or the old name Pretzel city.

The population contains:
Many Hispanics/Latina people it has a very amazing culture and if you bust you’ll see it for yourself

One of the tourist attractions are the pagoda it is a sight were you can the the beautiful city at night is the most amazing sight you’ll ever see so come down a explore reading a little and do look at places were people never even bothered to to come because of those claims

And I am proud to say that I love living here in reading pa
Reading pa has many people so come on by the north and south side of reading pa
by Heyboo❤️ July 3, 2018
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Mind reading

Mind reading is a way to explore the minds of anothers. You have a secret sexual fantasy? Whether it be those divine twins who work in the sandwich shop down the road, or dressing up as Nanamis Gouri and being licked by traffic wardens, just find someone who has done it and suck the experience right out of their brains. Presto, you might as well have done it yourself! Anyone can be a mind-reader, and of course sexual gratification is not the only use it can be put to. Many people, including babies, have learned the skill and use it on a day-to-day basis, although in the case of infants, nobody knows what use they put the knowledge to.

The first mind reading was done by Ron L. Hubbabubba, as a tool for his religion called shitology. Of course there are also people who have learnt it on their own and it has been suspected that Hubbabubba was just seriously drunk and lied about his mind reading experiences.

There are two types of mind readers, who are described below:

Lower rank mind reader

These are the guys you should be afraid of. They just love to read the minds of people right next to them. On a bus, in an airplane, in a whorehouse, everywhere. You ever been sat in a cafe or perusing the dirty parts of the history books in the library when your phone beeps, and someone has sent you some stupid message by bluetooth? Well, imagine the scary looking librarian,(you know the one with the hair lip and support shoes) gazing into your brain while you are pocket fumbling over naked tribespeople in the National Geographic. Be afraid.

Über mind reader

You don't need to be afraid of these guys. Your sexual fantasies are too low rank for these guys. They spend their time trying read the mind of God. They take lots of classes to achieve this kind of power and believe me, they know everything, and if you had had a peek in God's mind, you would too. They all belong in secret organizations, like the Freemasons and McDonalds and you can't really know who is one of them, so suspect everyone.

How to learn mind reading

The question you have all been asking is to be answered now. Yes, you can become one too. One way is to contact shitologists. They will probably remove all your moneyclusters and destroy your life, but so what? At least you believe you can read minds after that. A better way to do this is to contact the nearest mind reading-school in your area. There you will be told all the tips and tricks to mind reading for a small fee - although you don't really need to contact them, for of course, they know you're coming. Is that the doorbell?

And of course there is the self studying route, which is not to be recommended. The easiest way to start it is to go at the nearest bar. There are usually lots of open minded people who are easy to read. Go sit right next to someone, stare him/her in the eyes and listen carefully. Can you hear anything? This is of course quite dangerous. If the guy who you are staring at realizes that he is being probed, he might just kick the shit out of you. Or he might think you want him, and then he'll have sex with you. And think about the failure when you tried to read peoples minds and next morning everybody knows your sexual fantasies and about the mole on your wifes/husbands left buttcheek.
“Why bother if you already know what I'm going to say?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Mind reading
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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readington

a place in the middle of freaking nowhere in NJ that consists of a post office, a crappy strip mall, an orthodontist, and some random fucking restaurants. don't even get me fucking started on the kids that live there.

almost everyone in this town lives in a cult neighborhood called cushatunk. half of these people are druggies. the other half, well, no one really cares about them.

almost every one in the middle school is wacked out on drugs and has sex at a young age. people throw each other out of windows and there are fights on a regular basis. there is a large population of bisexual/lesbian girls in readington who all have lesbian sex in the bathrooms between classes.

they go to hunterdon central high school. At Central, if you're not an AP kid, it's so easy to fall behind or be ignored. The grading system is crazy and you're sure it's screwed you over for life. Also, you don't know half the people in your grade and you're sure they don't know you.

if you want to hang out with your friends somewhere besides the non-existant center of town then you have to either drive 20 minutes to Flemington or 30 minutes to the Bridgewater Mall.

do yourselves a favor and don't even consider coming here. you'll hate yourself forever if you do.
1: hey, let's go to readington!
2: hey, let's shove forks in our eyes!

readington kid: hey let's go hang out at cushatunk!
flemington kid: lol no.
by caaildlaine2014 August 19, 2011
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Reading

Staring at a dead tree with ink on it for hours and hallucinating.
He was reading a picture book, because without pictures he couldn't understand it.
by imdatrashman June 22, 2021
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pooh reading

Selections of various internet articles, Wikipedia posts, top 10 surveys or websites that are read while defecating. May or may not be read on a smart phone or tablet.
Top 10 Latina Bikini models? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading.

North Korea actually has food? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading!
by BIGGROBBMIXES December 27, 2014
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People are reading "Culture of Critique"

Meme about book "Culture of Critique" by Professor Kevin MacDonald which originated on discord and was popularised reddit.com, 4chan and a dozen of rightwing youtubers, including Milo, Gavin McInnes, Nick Fuentes and James Allsup
- People are reading "Culture of Critique"
- What is that?
- Great book by Kevin MacDonald
by JewsRock! August 11, 2018
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