religion 

Fake; A lie; Non-existant.

That chicks breasts are so religious.

religion by JMcFly June 5, 2005

Religion 

See the word: scam.

Person 1: "So... are you interested in any religions?"
Person 2: "I'd rather save money and time..."

Religion by Jrayk October 20, 2006

religion 

"The world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth."

religion by Anonymous October 21, 2003

religion 

The cause of all the world's problems.

Violence in the middle east is because of religious conflict.

Negative feelings towards homosexuals are based on religious beliefs.

religion by Colony September 20, 2003

Religion 

I - A society of people who believe in a set list of idealswith no proof of the confermation of such ideals , and set aside vast chuncks of their ever dwindilling life to speak to themselves and fantasise about old men in the sky.

II- What people turn to when they're in serious £%%£

III - A synonym for warmongering / intolerence

IV - The Source of 99% of the world's problems

Crimes Caused By Religion

Massacre of the Kurds
Massacre of the Jews (Hollocaust)
Massacre of the Muslims (Crusades)
Massacre of the Mormons ("Do the Decent thing")
Massacre of the Sunis
Massacre of the Shiites }Iraq
Violence in India
Violence in Iraq
Violence in Iran
Violence in Saudi Arabia
Violence in Europe
Violence in America

Religion by Sell_Your_Soul-It's_worthless_anyway January 14, 2008

Religion 

A make-believe concept developed by insecure assholes to fill the void in their lives and to attempt and control the masses.

See also horse shit and fake

P1: "Go eat some religion"
P2: "Only if the horse just shat it out"

Religion by Jerkin Slo June 10, 2004

religion 

A way of Life. To be accepted in our new century as something to live by. A code to morality.

Instead of threatening me, I wish that Christian people would just hold their religion in respect to themselves.

religion by Winnie January 9, 2004